Author Topic: Bumper Stickers (Read 835 times)

Weave · « **on:** May 17, 2001, 05:22:00 AM »

Rip's post got me thinking. Whats the best bumpersticker you've seen?

Mine: "I'd slap your face, but toejam splatters".

NHFoxtro · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2001, 09:51:00 AM »

This really isn't my wife sitting next me

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2001, 10:04:00 AM »

Some of my favorites, and yes, I ordered some.

miko2d · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2001, 11:43:00 AM »

Don't DRINK and PARK
Accidents cause people!

NHFoxtro · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2001, 11:50:00 AM »

Miko2d, what part of New York you from

miko2d · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2001, 12:08:00 PM »

Brooklyn.

NATEDOG · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2001, 12:45:00 PM »

Keep honking while I reload.
Jesus, save me from your followers.
Jesus saves, they pass it to Hull, he shoots, he scores!
I tattooed your honor student.
Your College Sucks ( written just like a college sticker )
Quit following me, I'm not O.J. ( on the back of a white Ford Bronco )

NHFoxtro · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2001, 12:49:00 PM »

not to far from me. I use to live in the bronx, i live in Yonkers now

YANKEE · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2001, 01:15:00 PM »

My kid beat up your honor student.

0-60 in 15 minutes (on the back of a beat up truck)

Sorry, I don't date outside of my species.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

And my personal favorite....

I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.

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JoAnn "Yankee" Colcleasure
General Manager
HiTech Creations
"The road to success is always under construction."

Weave · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2001, 03:35:00 PM »

Another: Revenge is living long enough to become a burden on your children.

Wingnut_0 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2001, 03:45:00 PM »

"Doing my part to piss off the religous right!"

flakbait · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2001, 03:48:00 PM »

If this piece of sh^t can do 85 why can't you? (on the back of my truck)

My kid sold your honor student the test answers.

Don't Dial 911! Use .357!

And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be...?

I tried seeing it your way, but I can't get my head up my butt.

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Flakbait [Delta6]
Delta Six's Flight School
Put the P-61B in Aces High
"With all due respect Chaplian, I don't think God wants to hear from me right now.
I'm gonna go out there and remove one of His creations from this universe.
And when I get back I'm gonna drink a bottle of Scotch like it was Chiggy von
Richthofen's blood and celebrate his death."
Col. McQueen, Space: Above and Beyond

Mathman · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2001, 03:57:00 PM »

"Caution: I swerve for small animals. They are harder to hit."

Cougar68 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2001, 04:16:00 PM »

"Hey you! Out of the gene pool!"

Hammer Head · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2001, 06:56:00 PM »

"Lost your cat? Check my tires."

Author Topic: Bumper Stickers (Read 835 times)

Hammer Head