tits. i'm crazy bout, tits
cuz if she's got tits, then i'm gonna staaarrrrrrre,
i like them individually or by the pair.
jugs. i'm crazy bout your jugs,
like two VW bugs parked on your chesssssssst
a titty, a knocker, a booby, a bosom, a breaaaaaast.
oooooh my golly, gosh would'nt it just be great
if each and every dolly had triple D, size 38.
boobs. i'm crazy bout your boobs,
like two rubics cubes, i'd like to twiiiiiiiist
i'll put them on the top of my shopping liisssst
(upbeat)
i must confess, i am obsessed with those two protrusions on the fronta your chest. and you can trust, that i lust not for your money but just your bust.
i like em big! i like em small! so catch me if i start to fall...
so i can fall smack dab into your mammory waaaalllllll.
tits. (step kick)
tits. (step kick)
they are the besssssssst
a titty
a knocker
a chi chi
a melon
a winnebego
a funbag
a breaaaaaaaaaast!!!!
we might as well just call it quits. tits!
(memorized this one very early on in my developement...from john paragon's, paragon of comedy...a rare and obscure hbo special made many many many moons ago....he had pee wee herman on his show before he hit it major major.)
(the best skit was ramone esteca. IMHO.)
