I try never to make assumptions about anyone on the intardnet, but certain universal truths apply (so long as everything REMAINS on the indardnet):
1. All females on the intardnet are hot. If you dont believe it, just ask the guys that talk to them.
2. All males on the intardnet are somewhere between 15 and 30 and are never married. The same man might be a different age at different times of the day even, it depends on which lady he's talking to at the moment.
3. No matter how well you get to know people on the intardnet, you ALWAYS have a 50/50 shot they are being held in some sort of correctional facility. If not, and they live in the same town, theres still a 5% chance yall are related.