Author Topic: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape (Read 248 times)

ROC · « **on:** June 27, 2006, 08:48:53 PM »

Neubob · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2006, 08:55:34 PM »

"With this, Spain will make itself a world leader in protection of the great apes," said Pedro Pozas, general secretary of the Great Ape Project's Spanish branch

Well, this is a logical progression, don't you think?

After all, since the Spanish have finally succeeded in creating the perfect society, why not tackle some issues that have been too long overlooked by the modern world.

john9001 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2006, 08:56:51 PM »

does that mean the apes can get married?

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:08:06 PM »

Is that great ape or grape ape?

Gunslinger · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:27:25 PM »

wouldn't this law be considered discriminatory since it does not include Monkeys? After all, if you recognize an ape's right to freedom you have to give it to all the others as well.

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:38:00 PM »

different monkey.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:03:42 AM »

Well, this is what they get. Don't say we didn't warn you spain.

The moment a dog barks at you you turn tail and flee like an effeminate wrist flopper. Now you see the consequences.

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:38:13 AM »

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Originally posted by john9001
does that mean the apes can get married?

Yes John, but you will need to move to Spain.

storch · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:45:29 AM »

you would think europeans would be more concerned about protecting the mating rights of ..europeans. the moslems are taking all their women and try as they might the adam and steve method just doesn't produce results.

Suave · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:30:25 AM »

Isn't homo sapiens sapiens a great ape ?

Author Topic: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape (Read 248 times)

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