1. What political party to you most identify with? The corporate fascist Republicans or the Commie Socialist Democrats?
Fascist with socialist sympathies
2. Wait... don't answer that. First, are you an American citizen? If not, please disregard the previous question and consider your opinions on U.S. politics to be irrelevant. If so, welcome!
Citizen of the U.S.
3. Are you a veteran? Is anyone in your family a veteran?
Veteran, currently in the US Navy reserve.
4. Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?
Pro-life.
5. Guns? Do you have any guns? Ever shot a gun? How do you feel about gun control? Are you a member of the NRA?
Own a Henry lever-action .22LR.
6. What do you do for a living?
Network engineer for a broadband services company.
7. Are you married? Kids?
Yes, in reconciliation. No.
8. Have you ever burned a flag?
Yes. It was old and worn out.
9. What religion are you? Keep in mind that "environmentalism" is an option here.
I believe in myself. Selfishness is teh kewl.
10. Is your garage carpeted?
Only hoity-toity conservative BMW drivin' cut-n-paste types have that.
11. Do you know any strippers?
Yes. Dated one in high school and en ex-girlfriend later became one.
12. Ever heard of a guy named Voss?
Probably the best German WWI fighter pilot.