Is anyone else noticing a spike in the number of noobs here in the OC in the last coupla weeks?
It must be on account of our much improved hygiene regimen overall. I mean... hell... SOB is up to three showers a week now.
Lazs is even slappin' on Polo for Men.
Nasty stuff, granted.... but it's a HUGE improvement - believe me. And he has even taken to wearing penny loafers lately. Old school? Yeah - but one's footwear purchasing decisions are limited when one has to make those purchasing decisions in Dixon - the Gold Rush town that time forgot. But ya can't fault the 'ol geezer for trying.
Me? I got one of those sticky hand-held roller things that instantly removes the unwanted polar bear hair off of my majestic moose pelts. To top it off, I now floss daily to extract those annoying beaver hairs.
Anyways....
Welcome noobs. Chances are? What you want to say has already been said ad nauseam. True, we're freakin'
masochists for the stuff - we can't get enough of it - but still....
Here's a tip: Pretend that what you want to say has already been said. Many times. Many,
many times. So what you gotta do is find a way of saying the same old thing in bold, new and interesting ways.
For example, if you type "RT
"Sun Snowflake 3.5" Diskette Peace Sign"
Roughly translated, it means: "The Brits are limp-wristed butter knife wielding gits."
It's that simple.
Mark my words, grasshopper... you'll get
tons of action.
Instant credibility. You'll be loved, respected and adored by all your peers. Now you're in the game.
NOW you're cooking with gas.
... just don't forget to floss. We're tryin' to run a
respectable joint here.
