Author Topic: weird (Read 615 times)

Saintaw · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:35:08 AM »

I am now taking my clothes off. Mehehehehe *clip clip clip clip*

Mustaine · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:50:15 AM »

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

Mustaine · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:51:10 AM »

oh and bagrat... see here:

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2006, 09:17:00 AM »

I love Penn and Teller.

http://web.archive.org/web/19961119143115/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/wingding.html

Jackal1 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2006, 09:18:42 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman
Don't be fooled. Underneath that fragrant aroma is a Canadian.

Back away... slowly... they're quick to anger.

No need to fear. They are similar to Chihuahuas. Although they are quick to anger, as a result the only thing that comes from this is a lot of yapping and ankle humping.

lukster · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:01:05 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman
So you're relatively new around the O'Club. Welcome Bagrat! It's time to get you caught up with the rest of the group. Just answer the following questions:

1. What political party to you most identify with? The corporate fascist Republicans or the Commie Socialist Democrats?

2. Wait... don't answer that. First, are you an American citizen? If not, please disregard the previous question and consider your opinions on U.S. politics to be irrelevant. If so, welcome!

3. Are you a veteran? Is anyone in your family a veteran?

4. Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?

5. Guns? Do you have any guns? Ever shot a gun? How do you feel about gun control? Are you a member of the NRA?

6. What do you do for a living?

7. Are you married? Kids?

8. Have you ever burned a flag?

9. What religion are you? Keep in mind that "environmentalism" is an option here.

10. Is your garage carpeted?

11. Do you know any strippers?

12. Ever heard of a guy named Voss?

Again... Welcome!