Fat Drunk Bastards should be renamed?

[Killjoy]

Last night the FDB's enjoyed several hours of target practice courtesy of Killjoy TargetDrones™.  There was one hour that I never got over 3 feet.  

The good news is that I have qualified as a trainer for the new "Crop Duster™" mega-player flight sim that will be introduced at iEN's con.

I don't mind flying NOE for hours.  I don't even mind being chased down and killed. I would pick some other field to take off from except that everytime I see "You have been killed by Fatty (or Grodo) of the Fat Drunk Bastards" in the buffer, I just get mad and take off again.

Lets make the arena a nicer and friendlier place by renaming offensive squads.

I suggest FDB's be renamed the "Weight-Sobriety& Paternity Challenged" or simply "Sky Possums".

Instead of "Fatty"  It would be nice to see something soothing, relaxing or even melodic, like "Tuba".  

We can make AH a better place just by being more sensitive to the feelings of others.  Lets clean up our own backyard and then go out and Change-the-World™.    

 

[Fatty]

Heh, Killjoy, unfortunately you fell victim to one of the rare instances where we are actually organized.  You see, you were at base 37, which being next to the beer and pizza, is of the utmost strategical value. (note: had you simply given us the beer and pizza, we would have gorged ourselves and passed out, never to bother you again)

Shortly after taking 37 a small celebration ensued, until the bloated, waddling fellows were heartlessely strafed by a flying elvis (who, by the way, has been spotted on roger wilco).

 
 
 

[Ripsnort]

Why do I get this feeling that Al Gore or President "I- want- to- lose- my- Monica- Image- for- history sake" Clinton just posted here?  

[hblair]

LOL!

I filmed that whole thing. When I get home I will post some screenshots of the FDB's bravely dying for their 3d rendered beer and pizza.

I, on the other hand, drink real beer and eat real pizza.  

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[This message has been edited by hblair (edited 05-11-2000).]

[skeet]

Killjoy said:

"I suggest FDB's be renamed the "Weight-Sobriety& Paternity Challenged" or simply "Sky Possums"."

      ROTFLMAO


Hmmmmmm.
 
sed 's/Fat Drunk Bastards/Sky Possums/g' squadfile.txt > junk; mv junk squadfile.txt


   HT/Pyro c'mon now, admit it - you're  tempted - aren't you???? ;-)



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[hblair]

 

Fat Drunk Bastards should be renamed?

Maybe fat drunk cannon fodder?   <g,d,r>

 

[Lance]

Heh, that was fun, Killjoy.  You should feel good, you fought well against the odds.  Then again, Fatty sucks.  Hmm, on second thought, just try not to be too hard on yourself!  

Heh, Elvis...  I'll pretend-die for that 3d rendered beer anyday!  Its damn sure a more noble AcesHigh-cause than pretend-dying in defense of a 3d rendered HQ or a 3d rendered base.  Hell, you can burn my 3d rendered crops, kill my 3d rendered wife, enslave my 3d rendered children and rape my 3d rendered sheep, but I'll be dammed if I let you or the rest of you crook inbreeders keep ahold of 3d rendered Mount Shiner!    

Gordo
Fat DRUNK Bastards!

[This message has been edited by Lance (edited 05-11-2000).]

[mason22]

what dipshit said...!

[Killjoy]

All I know is these guys just kept attacking.  They came at us with panzers, buff, fighters, high and low.  They attacked from every direction and never gave up.

If I had know I was between the FDB's and the beer, I think we could have worked something out.

I have just 2 words to say to the Fat Drunk Bastards.

Jenny Craig.

Killjoy out

[skeet]

Ahh, I feel a limerick coming on....

Said Fatty to Gordo one day,
We can't change our squad name - no way
'Cos I've tried Jenny Craig
Gave up drinking 'Haig'
But my parentage get's in the way.


Thought: If JG2 gets too many members, will it be called JG 2.5 (Richthofenthofen) ?

Smiles innocently, <g,d,r>


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