Originally posted by Revor
Yeah a bunch of fruitys flying around like jackals just looking to outnumber a single plane.
From the Law Offices Of Dukem, Nukem and Stab
Certified mail receipt #OU812
Dear Sir.
As a one time curtousy request, we cordialy ask you to make either a retractment of this statement or a duly noted written correction.
This is a one time request as amatter of professional , mutual, respect.
If no action is taken on this matter during a period of three working days, or in our profession, three days while others are working, legal action will be filed and you and your associates will be duly subpoenaed and brought into a local district of jurisdiction to answer for your descrepenecies.
As a first point of notation, it has been placed on record that you have publicly classified this group of associates as falling into the "fruity" class. I don`t believe as of this date ,this matter has been offcialy approved and made available as permanent record. We here, at this firm (well Ok, so a couple of us have a little flab, but it`s pretty firm flab and....
, assume you have mistakenly made this assumption based on said groups standard issue uniforms in the more subtle pastel shades. This alone could lead to somewhat of a legal problem for yourself until the time of the official and duly approved and noted writ of closet exodus.
We bring this to your attention as a heads up from one professional to another.
Our client, on who`s behalf we speak and are official representation for, who will be officialy refered to as Jackal1 in this document and further legal proceeding documents, etc. do duly and publicly make record that there is absolutely no legaly binding or inferred affiliation or association with the aforementioned group, groups, stragglers are wannabees.
We speak and represent our client in this matter only and take no responsibility for said group.
The point in question mistakenly and maliciously infers and compares the duly noted group with the officaily noted skill level of our client.
This sir is a serious error on your part and we ask for your prompt correction of this matter.
We make no claims and have done absolutely no research into the skill level of the duly noted group in your document.
We do however, take offense to publicly elevating the said group into the same level and skill of our client, Jackal1.
It is noted in your document however, that at least for some undetermined length of time that this group of pilots or at least certain members of said group practice the asssinine and unkown to our client habit of attempting to stay airborn for as long as possible.
Our client, Jackal1, rose above this level of skill with long hours of practice, precision and pride in chosen skill quite some time ago.(Also more than a few cartons of acoholic beverage of choice)
It is a matter of public record and certified, as of this date, no individual, group, association or any other drunks has even contested or neared the precise and honored art of the prestigous terrain crater as was perfected by our skilled client Jackal1. The frivously waste of fuel and any attempt at any sort of constructive gameplay was abondoned by our client long ago to attempt and achieve such lofty and honored practices as is now held and honored by the elite.
There has only been one instance that an individual has casualy made claim to even nearing the skill of the terrain crater as perfected by our client. This was unofficaily and never documented or put on record by some shady, unknown who pubicly goes by the somewhat questionable name of NwBie.
After numerous attempts by this non-professional to achieve such masterfull deeds and failing miserably, he quietly left the eye of the community.
We feel confident that after having been shown the facts that you will take care of this matter.
