Author Topic: Sign it all over to the gubment (Read 251 times)

Jackal1 · « **on:** July 02, 2006, 05:06:26 PM »

I think this would be the best solution. It would certainly prevent us from paying lawmakers to sit on their fat behinds for months, years at a time passing laws through, taking away peronal freedom one chip at a time.It would also prevent the country the embarrasment of the naive and insecure nanny boys who are foolish enough to help push them through.
Call for a one time transfer of all freedoms to be handed over to the government at once. Make this document mandatory for all residents of our country, illegal and legal to sign the agreement. (Don`t want to run into a majority issue:)
We all know that the government has our best interest at heart and certainly knows what is best for us in all cases. After all....it`s the gubment. Willy boy got drug the the wringer just for a little fun and games under the desk, but absolutely nothing was mentioned about what is passed under the table on a daily basis. Silly, uneducated, uninformed, citizens. You do realize that what the uninformed, unenlightened among our citizens seriously base most of the freedoms and guidelines that our country should adhere to is so old it is written on parchment , don`t you? How outdated. Some of these old codgers actualy thought that honesty was a virtue. They had no idea how advanced that our government policies would evolve into in these later years. Just silly old fools with a bunch of whimsical ideas that they thought would seriously stand the test of time. Pfffffffft....the thought of the average citizen actualy holding the final word over the gubment. Nearly a dark smudge on our countries history. But in time, if left to the current rate of gubment advancement, this silly old document will be destroyed forever and can be forgotten.
Let`s quit fooling around and give our good ole boys that know best the power they deserve in one, all enveloping swoop.

Then those of us who have had a slight itching in that area anyway can take action and deport all the old sticky fingered, slimeball, mafia with license dipsticks to some more suitable communist type country where they will be appreciated and take our country back. The liberals can be employed as court jesters and chambermaids.

Who`s in??????
I have name in mind for our recaptured country. The Republic Of Nannyfree.
What ya think?

SFCHONDO · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2006, 05:23:53 PM »

I assume this is brought on by the smoking thread?

Maverick · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2006, 06:14:36 PM »

Uh what type of giberish is that??? I wouldn't want it to be confused with Western Giberish ala Blazing Saddles.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2006, 06:21:13 PM »

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Originally posted by SFCHONDO
I assume this is brought on by the smoking thread?

Huh? Dangit I miss all the action. Smoking thread? I guess I got her after Skuzzy brought the extinquisher.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2006, 06:24:51 PM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
I guess I got her after Skuzzy brought the extinquisher.

Serves you right, trying to take advantage of her here on Skuzzy's board.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2006, 07:38:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
Uh what type of giberish is that???

Government rep I presume.

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2006, 08:18:56 AM »

if you allow women to vote your new country will go right back to being a nanny state in a few decades.

lazs

Jackal1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2006, 08:54:41 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
if you allow women to vote your new country will go right back to being a nanny state in a few decades.

lazs

Sorry. I just assumed that most would understand that such thiings would be set up on a "barefoot and pregnant" basis with possible "bring me my paper" amendments.

I did however previously note the solution for the womanly, the liberal, in the above post.
It might also interest you that my thoughts include for a high priority for more ammo factories to produce more economicaly sound ammo.

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2006, 09:10:34 AM »

are you trying to get into my pants?

lazs

Jackal1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2006, 09:16:17 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
are you trying to get into my pants?

lazs

Well......I did go for a quick feel.

I was trying to come up with the most appropiate way to ask you if you would consider the top position of head of the "Dept. of Drive it, Ride it, Shoot it, But Don`t Snivel"