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Offline bagrat

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« on: July 05, 2006, 03:04:09 AM »
BILL BRASKY would eat chuck norris
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 05:52:12 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 05:58:34 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 06:52:23 AM »


taking the wife out of town for our 28th anniversary and I'm gonna miss this one :cry
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 07:30:22 AM »
Chuck's an old man now. Jet Li would kick his heart out anyway :p
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 08:29:51 AM »
You folks better check under your beds and in your closets before you go to bed. Chuck doesn't like non-believers. :(

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 08:50:59 AM »
Jack Bauer nuff said

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 08:55:16 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 10:53:01 AM »
Please Jan Claude Van Damm would kick the snot out of Norris or anyone else...well maybe except for Steven Segal.
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 11:20:36 AM »
Chuck Norris eats the hearts of men for fun.
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 11:31:30 AM »
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 11:49:02 AM »
Chick Norris's Mom kicks his behind regularly. Chuck ain't so tough, but watch out for his Mom!
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 04:54:33 PM »
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2006, 05:53:30 PM »
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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