Another obscure thread by reynolds, but please read anyway!

[Reynolds]

I know i dont get many serious replies, but i thought maybe this would be different.

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by Reynolds
I know i dont get many serious replies, but i thought maybe this would be different.

32 y/o electronics technology student.  Wasted my twenties on getting drunk.  Should have spent my twenties going to school, getting good marks and starting a career.

[straffo]

35 year software engineer.

My job : pissing users.

I can make their software crash in a lot of impredictible and fancy ways,corrupt their precious data (in short their fear me like I was Belial)

[moneyguy]

28 year old moneyguy (i work for an armored car service). got my private pilots license in 03, havent flown a real plane since 04. gonna get back to it soon.

[Dace]

27 year old Journeyman Electrician...IBEW Local 768 Cincinnati, OH.

I fly whenever I have time,.. however I set aside time to fly in most events.

[dmf]

Originally posted by midnight Target
Just saying please won't do. You'll need to try harder than that.

(psssst.. Only SOB and DMF are serious.)

Which DMF are you refering to?

Reynolds, I'm the one that sits iin a little square city office buried in the back of the building entering all the numbers into the computer that they drop on my small desk, some are purchaseing orders, some are maintenance parts orders, and some are a complete waste of money. Other than that I'm a full time mom, I play AH when ever I can have some free time to myself. But then I don't spend ALL my free time playing AH either .

[dmf]

Originally posted by DiabloTX
For the love of God please delete that sentence!!!

Oh god no, not here, not in the O'Club...

Holy crap am I gonna get a whole lotta **** with that sentence!!!

Hmmmmmm...................... .................... one of those

[Holden McGroin]

I hate my job...  I usually end up playing tetris for most of the day.

I'm thinking of asking that new waitress over at Chochkie's to lunch... I think her name is Joanna...

[Ack-Ack]

Just make sure you get that TCP report on my desk by Friday.  Oh, I'll need you to come in on Saturday.



ack-ack

[Mark Luper]

I'm an aircraft assembly inspector ( love it ) in a large manufacturing complex that builds fighters. I havn't played AH much lately due to a lack of time.

[SOB]

I'm a greasy homeless guy, though that's not my career.  As a job, I stand at an off-ramp near a White Castle / Holiday Gas Station and panhandle for change with my cardboard sign "Desert Storm vet needs cash for scorpian anti-venom treatment", but that's not really a good use of my talents.  If you hear of anybody who needs a fry cook who is willing to (read: going to) sample a majority of the product being fried to ensure its quality, please send them to exit 118 off of I-94.

[Reynolds]

Originally posted by SOB
I'm a greasy homeless guy, though that's not my career.  As a job, I stand at an off-ramp near a White Castle / Holiday Gas Station and panhandle for change with my cardboard sign "Desert Storm vet needs cash for scorpian anti-venom treatment", but that's not really a good use of my talents.  If you hear of anybody who needs a fry cook who is willing to (read: going to) sample a majority of the product being fried to ensure its quality, please send them to exit 118 off of I-94.

Could you at least TRY to be serious? For god's sake please, i just want some serious information in case i  decide to retire from the Air Force before im so old they force me to retire.

[Nash]

Originally posted by Reynolds
Could you at least TRY to be serious? For god's sake please.

Okay fine.

You will finish high school. Quite possibly you will then progress on to some form of higher education.

When that's all complete, you'll very quickly be forced to kiss all of your godforsaken dreams goodbye.

[Reynolds]

If i get lucky, i will be declined for the Air Force Academy on my first try, but accepted into the USAFA Prep, then go on and make it in to the Academy on my second try, work through there, and get a piloting position on a bomber. Hopefully...

[SOB]

Originally posted by Reynolds
Could you at least TRY to be serious? For god's sake please, i just want some serious information in case i  decide to retire from the Air Force before im so old they force me to retire.

So you're saying you won't give me any of your spare change?  Alright, fine, ya facist, how about a hook-up on the aforementioned job.