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Offline Curval

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I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
« on: July 07, 2006, 04:09:42 PM »
I was out on a boat today with our staff.  All the hotties wore their bikinis and looked amazing...but they all wore those frigging sarong things around their waists.

They are anti-camel toe devices.

They should be banned.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2006, 04:14:16 PM »
Anti camel toe device = wrong
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2006, 04:20:20 PM »
i thought you were spelling thong wrong, and was about to say WTF?


whatever you may be talking about, if it is hiding the hiney and camel toe it is a bad thing.
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2006, 04:30:54 PM »
picture?
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2006, 04:40:44 PM »
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Anti camel toe device = wrong


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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 04:41:40 PM »
Wel I see they actually do work :)

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2006, 05:23:50 PM »
You know curval in tahiti they wear the (short) sarong and go topless :P

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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2006, 05:52:52 PM »
Hating sarongs is indicative of a lack of imagination.  Sometimes what you don't see is best left to the imagination.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2006, 06:04:52 PM »
Heavyset girls tend to wear them. So I like them.
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2006, 06:12:20 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2006, 06:15:10 PM »
They wear bikinis so you'll look at them and then they put on the sarong so you can't see anything when you do.
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2006, 06:43:47 PM »
Yea but think about it this way. U see a hot chic with a bikinni, but if she's got a huge muff - do you really wanna advertise that fact? I mean, its not like a throwback to the 70's when the dicks had sideburns.


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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2006, 08:00:46 PM »
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Wel I see they actually do work :)


lol

dmf, sometimes I forget that there are ladies on this bbs too.  Apologies.
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2006, 08:20:28 PM »
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Anti camel toe device = wrong


you see alot of devices at the annual anti-camel toe parade: