Author Topic: Hobowars! (Read 52459 times)

Habu · « **Reply #405 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:51:17 PM »

Sit tight for a few days. I will try and find the best squad that has the most generous weapons policy.

No need to make a move until you are sure it is a good one.

Meatwad · « **Reply #406 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:55:13 PM »

works for me. i need to get me some tokens so i can get me a uber gold chrome shopping cart

CavemanJ · « **Reply #407 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:57:35 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Maverick
Word to the wise. Do NOT go to the casino while alive. Go dead and you cannot be rolled. You can gamble all you want and they can't touch it unless you are alive. If you have to go attack some lvl 135 guy to get dead, do it THEN go gamble.

Go to the 7/11 and jump on the old man. He'll beat ya dead and ya aren't giving anyone else respect or exp =)

Habu · « **Reply #408 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:47:16 PM »

I missed my calling in life. I should have been a rat handicapper.

My night at the fights so far:

7/21 11:00.01 AM You gained $4284 from your bet [$3000] in Fight 17279
7/21 11:00.01 AM You gained $2586 from your bet [$2000] in Fight 17280
7/21 10:00.01 AM You gained $3973 from your bet [$1000] in Fight 17270
7/21 09:00.01 AM You lost a bet [$1000] in Fight 17268
7/21 07:00.01 AM You gained $3313 from your bet [$1000] in Fight 17258
7/21 07:00.01 AM You gained $10029 from your bet [$4000] in Fight 17259
7/21 06:00.02 AM You lost a bet [$1000] in Fight 17251
7/21 06:00.02 AM You lost a bet [$2000] in Fight 17250
7/21 05:00.02 AM You gained $1043 from your bet [$1000] in Fight 17243

Total bet: 15,000 Total won: 24,228

Thanks for the tip about avoiding Sun Tzu. He is a shady rat for sure.

Habu · « **Reply #409 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:08:43 PM »

Did the game just go down on the cycle reset?

I am getting this message:

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-^

Maverick · « **Reply #410 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:12:00 PM »

Could be something else. I got the same error. Did you try the alternate login address'?

Habu · « **Reply #411 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:16:06 PM »

Yes

No joy.

Maverick · « **Reply #412 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:18:26 PM »

I just got in with the www1.hobowars.com address. Seems there was some kind of update.

Habu · « **Reply #413 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:39:18 PM »

Yes I am back in now too.

Guess you were right.

CavemanJ · « **Reply #414 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:27:32 AM »

Someone wanna roll PewPew a few times for me? Guy hit me 4-5 times this morning, every time I healed. When I sent him a message asking him what his malfuntion was, he goes "lol you have high respect".

Meatwad · « **Reply #415 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:30:48 AM »

I nailed him and stoled $156

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #416 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:37:44 AM »

*Yawn*

Habu · « **Reply #417 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:51:48 AM »

My new strategy.

Sell your weapon and armor. Buy the biggest armor you can afford and a rat. Then go out and kill offline people. The rat is friggin lethal. It might take a few turns to kill them but it works great.

Battle with (pup)dynamix (427704):
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1. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (46 life)
2. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (46 life)
3. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (46 life)
4. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (46 life)
5. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (46 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (43 life)
6. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (43 life)
7. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (43 life)
8. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (43 life)
9. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (43 life)
10. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (43 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (40 life)
11. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (40 life)
12. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (40 life)
13. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (40 life)
14. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
15. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (40 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (37 life)
16. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (37 life)
17. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (37 life)
18. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (37 life)
19. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (37 life)
20. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (37 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (34 life)
21. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (34 life)
22. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (34 life)
23. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (34 life)
24. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
25. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (34 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 2 damage (32 life)
26. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (32 life)
27. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (32 life)
28. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (32 life)
29. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (32 life)
30. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (32 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (29 life)
31. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (29 life)
32. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (29 life)
33. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (29 life)
34. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (29 life)
35. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (29 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (26 life)
36. (pup)dynamix tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
37. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (26 life)
38. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (26 life)
39. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (26 life)
40. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (26 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (23 life)
41. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (23 life)
42. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (23 life)
43. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (23 life)
44. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
45. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (23 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (20 life)
46. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (20 life)
47. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (20 life)
48. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (20 life)
49. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (20 life)
50. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (20 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (17 life)
51. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (17 life)
52. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (17 life)
53. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
54. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (17 life)
55. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (17 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (14 life)
56. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (14 life)
57. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (14 life)
58. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (14 life)
59. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (14 life)
60. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (14 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (11 life)
61. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (11 life)
62. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (11 life)
63. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (11 life)
64. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (11 life)
65. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (11 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (8 life)
66. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (8 life)
67. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (8 life)
68. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (8 life)
69. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (8 life)
70. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (8 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (5 life)
71. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (5 life)
72. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (5 life)
73. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
74. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (5 life)
75. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (5 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (2 life)
76. You go to punch (pup)dynamix but they move. (2 life)
77. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (2 life)
78. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (2 life)
79. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (2 life)
80. You take a massive swing but only hit cold air. (2 life)
Robin bites (pup)dynamix for 3 damage (0 life)

Habu · « **Reply #418 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:54:26 AM »

This guy was level 9. I have no weapon just the rat. Took 3 turns to kill him.

51. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
52. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
53. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
54. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
55. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
Robin bites hill billy jim for 3 damage (11 life)
56. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
57. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
58. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
59. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
60. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
Robin bites hill billy jim for 3 damage (8 life)
61. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
62. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
63. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
64. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
65. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
Robin bites hill billy jim for 3 damage (5 life)
66. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
67. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
68. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
69. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
70. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
Robin bites hill billy jim for 3 damage (2 life)
71. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
72. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
73. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
74. hill billy jim tries to kick you but misses. (190 life)
75. They go to punch you but miss. (190 life)
Robin bites hill billy jim for 3 damage (0 life)

SunKing · « **Reply #419 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:56:30 AM »

requesting a beatdown

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