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Offline SunKing

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« Reply #660 on: July 26, 2006, 07:24:48 PM »
Someone kill this biatch please,, repeatedly. Put her on your hit list.


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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #661 on: July 26, 2006, 07:30:24 PM »
WOOOOO!!!!!!!! I made a friend.
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Congratulation freak blue, you just made my hit list. I have 950.580$ and I wouldnt pay you a dollar to stop this war. Dont think that just because im a level 11 and not in a gang that I dont have high level friends. I sell points to different gang leaders some who are higher in level than your boss who is a simple level 119. I dont think your boss will be to happy when he finds out that you started a major war over something so simple. If any of your freak punks attack me again, I will give 15 points away to a level 198 to kill or kick your bosses bellybutton and we will email him and tell him why. Maybe I will have you killed too, I dont know yet, I havent decieded. Try me if you think im playing. Blood and Fire. O yea, I had to send this same Email to evil t or whatever his name is, he's part of your freak gang. Im going kick his bellybutton everytime he gets on for your disrespect. You'll here from me again, real soon
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« Reply #662 on: July 26, 2006, 07:35:51 PM »
And I now have the title loser cause my respect is so low. lol.
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« Reply #663 on: July 26, 2006, 07:53:29 PM »
*ahem*

*cough  cough*







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« Reply #664 on: July 26, 2006, 08:08:49 PM »
There is no one even near lvl 198, he is a tard. He made my list
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #665 on: July 26, 2006, 08:31:42 PM »
Whats up with the rats? If I go to the rat page my rat is continuously getting beat. I have racked up at least 22 loses now and dont know why.
Didnt find much in the tutorial section.
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« Reply #666 on: July 26, 2006, 08:36:03 PM »
That means other peoples stronger rats are beating yours and gaining rat experience
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #667 on: July 26, 2006, 08:46:15 PM »
Where is the area to train the rat and get away from everyone beating up the rat. This is going on when I am not in the rat area.
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« Reply #668 on: July 26, 2006, 08:50:59 PM »
you go to rat/rat fights and then find a rat to battle. usually the ones on the very first page are the easiest to attack and win. Also click on the train button and train your rats stats, they will help in the long run


Another thing is to click on the blue "+" by your rat to do free training. Make sure your money is in your piggybank before you hit the plusses or you will spend all your money on your rat on accident
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #669 on: July 26, 2006, 09:04:36 PM »
I just beat bigmouth twice in a row, awaiting respense
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #670 on: July 26, 2006, 09:06:34 PM »
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lemme know.  I this > < close to buyin' a pipe so I can smack around some higher lvl types and level up faster/easier.  I'll hit 90k later this morn. prob.  I will hold off buyin' anytyhing for the next day or so.

What I think is going on is they don't realize how "into" it you are when u 1st start, and while a day or a week might not seem like a long time to sombody who's played for a year, but that's a looooong time to a noob like me to wait.

and btw THANKS! I'd really appreciate a 100 set.  that would make me feel better 'bout the gang, and let me put the majority of my awake into my stats as opposed to searching for lvl 1's w/ money on 'em.


Thusfar it seems best to me if one buys their own gear.  I've been working with a metal shield and a water pistol since I was a lvl 9.  Just do the points offers and sell them on the market (don't do the download ones).  Make sure you play $900 a day on the slots at $30 pulls (50/50 I make about 10K a day doing this).  Last of all, work on your stats!  At lvl 10 right now I haven't lost a fight to an attacker in the last 7 times someone jumped me.

food for thought....

Weapon: Water Pistol (A: +160)
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Speed: 22.9035
Power: 24.755
Strength: 23.9706
Begging: 2.2545
Intelligence: 47.7669
Damage: 176 ~ 184
Defence: 127 ~ 131
Speed*: 5 ~ 22

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« Reply #671 on: July 26, 2006, 09:09:00 PM »
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 At lvl 10 right now I haven't lost a fight to an attacker in the last 7 times someone jumped me.

 


... most of which are lvl 15s or close to it

Offline SunKing

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« Reply #672 on: July 26, 2006, 09:27:00 PM »
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That means other peoples stronger rats are beating yours and gaining rat experience


LOL we all are.

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« Reply #673 on: July 26, 2006, 09:44:17 PM »
Sigh, no arena pass so I can't go hit the old man at the 7/11. Anyone want to kill me. I'd rather the experiance points stay in house on it and I need to go to the casino. I won't go alive.
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« Reply #674 on: July 26, 2006, 09:57:25 PM »
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Sigh, no arena pass so I can't go hit the old man at the 7/11. Anyone want to kill me. I'd rather the experiance points stay in house on it and I need to go to the casino. I won't go alive.


Just click Battle from the left side menu, search for -AH- or [Freak] and jump on someone high enough to beat ya down.