Author Topic: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics (Read 442 times)

DREDIOCK · « **on:** July 08, 2006, 08:11:38 AM »

Brenjen · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:25:55 AM »

"purple haze all in my brain - feel strange tomorrow but it won't seem the same - got mo' money but I don't know why - 'scuze me while I kiss this fly"

I actually heard a drunken buddy slaughter purple haze in a similar fashion...& several other old tunes. You guys would've loved his rendition of stairway to heaven.

RedDg · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:31:59 AM »

"On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair..."

Dace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:49:08 AM »

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a...................."

we all know that one;)

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2006, 11:37:01 AM »

"someone shaved my wife tonight....."

Speed55 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2006, 11:56:10 AM »

Highway to hell AC/DC, first line?????

It aint easy living free, she's a **gger on a one way ride?????????

Give it a listen!!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:09:46 PM »

I'm not talkin bout chlamydia

ChickenHawk · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:26:53 PM »

My favorite is from my wife. She sang the Jackyl song "When will it rain" as wee willy wain.

I still give her flak for that one.

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:41:01 PM »

Lucy in the Sky wit diamonds........."the girl with colitis goes by....."

Nash · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2006, 06:37:58 PM »

Pat Benatar:

"Hit me with your pet shark."

Pooh21 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2006, 08:26:06 PM »

Toby Keith " gonna get drunk and beat somebody"

xrtoronto · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2006, 09:43:52 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by midnight Target
"someone shaved my wife tonight....."

Vulcan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2006, 09:52:19 PM »

OK its not a song... but my missus is asian right, she kept calling the tsunami that hit indonesia the salami

Slash27 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2006, 12:04:30 AM »

A couple from my friends wife.

" Dirty deads and the thunder chief.." AC/DC

" Bingo Jed and Linus.." Steve Miller

Reynolds · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2006, 03:12:50 AM »

"Secret.... Aaaasian maaaannnnnn..... Secret.....AAAASian MAAAAAANN..."

The real lyrics were:
You want to love her but you don't know how.

But I misheard them as:
You're an umbrella but you don't know how

The real lyrics were:
Nothing but pennies in my pocket,
nothing but faith to keep me warm.

But I misheard them as:
In my panties in my pocket you put your
hand and keep me warm.

The real lyrics were:
Thank you for loving me,
for being my eyes.

But I misheard them as:
Thank you for loving me,
for pee in my eyes.