Heh, man you crack me up.
I can see your shopping list for the week with your budget.
One pak of bologna, 2 bricks of government cheeze, 2 boxes of macaroni and powdered cheese sause, paper plates, 1 roll of toilet paper, no scratch the toilet paper,- note to self- look for goofy WWII helmet with wacky goggles.
This could be a term paper for your business/finance professor. He would be quite interested Im sure.