Author Topic: 2000 cans of Coors non-alcoholic beer! (Read 1214 times)

VOR · « **on:** July 19, 2006, 08:19:08 AM »

What could possibly be more useless? Maybe 2,000 copies of Jerry Lewis' greatest telethon moments would be less popular, but then again it would weigh alot less. So, in an effort to maximise military potential, we put it to good use. Some skeptics have referred to it as a monument to the stupidity of man. Make no mistake, though; I am King of All I Survey!!

PS: SHOTGUN!!!!

Jackal1 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2006, 08:50:02 AM »

Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?

Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2006, 12:51:42 PM »

Dude, just drink 60 or 70 of them, and you'll get a buzz. They have an alcohol content of about .05%.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2006, 02:01:05 PM »

Just add a little vodka.

Kurt · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2006, 02:54:25 PM »

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Originally posted by eureka101
For american beer, I guess that's quite potent.

Sad but true... At least when we speak of the big brewers...

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:04:56 PM »

Not 5%, .05%. Non-alcoholic beer has just a smidgeon of alcohol in it.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:14:47 PM »

Cant ya just send it back?

OR find some sucker to trade for it?

Tell somenme you have a bunch of beer to trade.

dont tell em its Coors light

rpm · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:26:08 PM »

The only thing more inane was loading 300 cases of beer onboard our ship to be kept under lock and key untill we returned to port. The old man did'nt believe in drinking.

Luckily, he did'nt believe in thorough shakedowns either.

gunnss · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:25:23 AM »

LOL in GW1 I used to send the guys 5 L. cans of beer labeled Alcohol free, it worked out good when I finally was deployed south.....
Gunns

VOR · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2006, 06:55:12 AM »

Hahaha, guys. We're open to suggestions about what we should do with this crap. If there's a good idea we'll do it and take pictures.

In the meantime, I rule from the beer throne with an aluminum fist.

rpm · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:04:26 AM »

You could always make a still.

Neubob · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:32:36 PM »

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Originally posted by VOR
Hahaha, guys. We're open to suggestions about what we should do with this crap. If there's a good idea we'll do it and take pictures.

In the meantime, I rule from the beer throne with an aluminum fist.

Well, my buddy and I, when confronted with useless carbonated beverages, usually use a Mossburg 500 loaded with 3 inch magnum steel bb shot. The Express rounds will pretty much turn a 2 liter bottle of sprite(heavily shaken and heated under the Virginia sun) inside out at a distance of 30 yards.

2000 cans you say? Army?

Sounds like a job for a .50 cal.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:41:32 PM »

Weapons lethality test

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:50:54 PM »

surely somewhere in your billions of $$$ worth of tanks an guns you have a shell of the exact calibre that could use those cans as a slug.

get them to shoot some can rounds at insurgents as 'non-lethal' amunition and see if they still want to throw rocks at you..

Tarmac · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2006, 01:01:02 PM »

Cans as non-lethal? My buddy threw me a beer can from about 20 yards over 4th of July weekend, and instead of letting it hit the water and picking it up after it floated back up (he was on a boat, I was in the water), I decided to catch it. FYI, I become very smart and very athletic when I have a few beers in me.

The lip of the can peeled a huge bloody flap of skin off my palm... in the perfect shape of a beer can top. The flap has just healed to the point I could take the bandages off and not worry about it lifting up again.

I think the idea of beer cans + any high velocity projectile is a very good plan though.