Author Topic: THE Chuck Norris interview (Read 1807 times)

nopoop · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:39:53 PM »

LOL

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2006, 04:40:27 PM »

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Originally posted by 332nd outlaw
so your saying he is skuzzy

i wondered what he did for money now adays

You'd have to post pics of both for comparison.

Gianlupo · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2006, 05:21:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Fuzeman

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Hmmmmmmm...'kay, but, tell me... why did they have to use digital editing to erase Chuck's beard? Was that intended to give him a cover and avoid the shame that Bruce's victory would have shed on him? And, if so, what about the hairy pullover on his chest? Is that an expensive digital effect?

P.S. you made me laugh really hard with the second part of that post. Thank you!

EDIT: Oh, and, btw, what was Paraguay involvment in this troubled story?

Panzzer · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2006, 05:22:29 PM »

Hey Gian, it's getting late in there, go get some sleep.

Gianlupo · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2006, 05:25:29 PM »

LOL! I know, it is, but I don't wanna go!!!

PLEEEEEAASE daddy, another 5 minutes!

Panzzer · « **Reply #35 on:** July 19, 2006, 05:29:47 PM »

Okay, you'll get 50 minutes..

Yoshimbo · « **Reply #36 on:** July 19, 2006, 09:09:54 PM »

Gianlupo · « **Reply #37 on:** July 20, 2006, 03:34:46 AM »

Oh, man! I didn't read the reply and I went to bed!

ozrocker · « **Reply #38 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:37:58 PM »

Great Interview! Can't wait for the Fat arsed Bastige Steven Seagal interview. He plays too. Although he doesn't fly. He only rides around on the cruisers and cv's, cause it's the only thing he can fit his blubber in/on.

Oz

Gianlupo · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2006, 03:01:57 AM »

Or he plays on cruisers and trains....

fuzeman · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:10:03 PM »

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Originally posted by ozrocker
Great Interview! Can't wait for the Fat arsed Bastige Steven Seagal interview. He plays too. Although he doesn't fly. He only rides around on the cruisers and cv's, cause it's the only thing he can fit his blubber in/on.

Oz

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Especially for Krusty and Fruda.

BluKitty · « **Reply #41 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:13:57 PM »

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Originally posted by fuzeman
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Especially for Krusty and Fruda.

I remember growing up in Texas and getting hognuts or deernuts cooked for me. Pracitally force fed to me with the oh so humorus line of..... "The're great, you've just got to cook the **** out of them".

So I heard a Norris joke in a bar tonight.... is 'everyone' in on this AH joke? .. or is Norris the 'new' joke everywhere?... remember ... you heard it on the AH BBS frist

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #42 on:** July 21, 2006, 08:10:03 PM »

norris has been takin a pounding on these boards for a good 2 months at least