Author Topic: Why fishing is better than sex (Read 443 times)

rabbidrabbit · « **on:** July 24, 2006, 09:58:25 PM »

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

Fish don't mind hanging out with the other fish you caught

fish don't ask if they look fat in these pants

fish give you their best the first time

fish don't care if you're drunk

fish don't care if you fart

fish are not concerned about your income

i wipe fish slime on my pants and go home guilt free...

Whisky58 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:43:36 AM »

Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:13:56 AM »

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Originally posted by Whisky58
Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

Yes.

PuckIt · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2006, 07:38:51 AM »

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Originally posted by Whisky58
Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

Fish love worms!

PuckIt

Jackal1 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2006, 09:59:27 AM »

I love fishing. As a matter of fact, I`m a fishing crazed redneck............a fishing fanatic...................... .........but I don`t like it THAT much.

PuckIt · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:22:59 AM »

On second thought those little sandpaper teeth.......... well nevermind.

PuckIt

Angus · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:36:46 AM »

I used to fish a lot. But I was too lazy for mundane weapons like fishing rods, so I used nets

Deat fish don't care anyway

KONG1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:40:35 AM »

Can't say which one is better, just know they smell the same.

PuckIt · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:43:12 AM »

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Originally posted by KONG1
Can't say which one is better, just know they smell the same.

LMAO

Now thats funny!

PuckIt

Jackal1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:47:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Angus
so I used nets

For sex........or fish?

xrtoronto · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:17:58 AM »

This blind guy was walking past the fish market and says: "Good morning ladies.."

Mustaine · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:23:00 AM »

A guy walked up to a woman and said "I love the smell of your hail". She turnd around and kicked that midget across the street.

Mini D · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:33:42 AM »

Q: What did God say after the first time Eve bathed in the river?
A: I'll never get that smell out of the fish

OOZ662 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:34:45 AM »

A man walks into a bar and says, "OW!"

.....

Nwbie · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:53:40 AM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
I love fishing. As a matter of fact, I`m a fishing crazed redneck............a fishing fanatic...................... .........but I don`t like it THAT much.

Liar

you answered way too quick on that one