Author Topic: pet name poll... (Read 945 times)

Udie · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:33:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel:
My secretary is one of these weird cat lady types. She likes to tell me 30 minute stories about her cats "Patrick Henry" and "Johnny Rebel." If anyone can give me a few more excuses to leave these conversations I would appreciate it, cause I'm running out.

Just get a real shocked look on your face. Tell her you forgot to wash your socks and run away. Works for me every time

Curval · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:44:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel:
My secretary is one of these weird cat lady types. She likes to tell me 30 minute stories about her cats "Patrick Henry" and "Johnny Rebel." If anyone can give me a few more excuses to leave these conversations I would appreciate it, cause I'm running out.

Tell her that you need to re-string your tennis racket and then ask if she can recommend the best breed of cat to make "cat-gut" strings out of....should do the trick..

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Curval ]

Raubvogel · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:57:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval:

Tell her that you need to re-string your tennis racket and then ask if she can recommend the best breed of cat to make "cat-gut" strings out of....should do the trick..

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Curval ]

LOL, then I would have to find a new secretary after she died of a massive coronary

StSanta · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2002, 01:12:00 PM »

Max, as in Mad Max. Labs are perfect Mad Max candidates.

or von Max, that's also a good one.

Eill have to scan photo of Mad Max himself: crazy, lively dog.

Gtoraii · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2002, 01:27:00 PM »

Lol

I named one pet: Pontiac, another Catalina, and the next will be Boniville or tempest.

mrfish · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2002, 03:59:00 PM »

pouncer!

Tuck · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2002, 04:30:00 PM »

STINKY.

The Tuckster

"The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down."
Col. Chuck Yeager, USAAF

Hangtime · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2002, 05:00:00 PM »

Knew a chick that had a smelly little weiner dog named "Burrito"

Knew a family that had a cat that got run over... they called it Frizbee. (I called it Prophecy)

I had a spectacularly smart old black and white (gateway cow markings) longhaired cat that was prone to hawking up those nasty ucky wads of fur in the most inappropriate places as lil gifts to unrepentant humans.. We called it Hairball. Hairball also had 12 documented kills on AW.

Have a runt shorthair black now, it's name is Fuzzball. It's not as smart as old Hairball was... but it certainly has an entertaining penchant for riding dogs uninvited, and does a wild Tarzan act with the drape pull cords.

Stalker · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2002, 06:17:00 PM »

http://www.puppyshop.com/names/names.htm

Got a boxer/shepherd mix named Bailey.
See Curval's post for Bailey's twin

capt. apathy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2002, 08:24:00 PM »

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If anyone can give me a few more excuses to leave these conversations I would appreciate it, cause I'm running out.

i just tell cat people about the cat we had for a week I named it Alpo

loser · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2002, 09:16:00 PM »

well not that you will want to use any of them. i have an overactive imagination and prolly tourettes or something.

orange tabby cat: Thompson Jehovah Chuckledust

all black cat: Captain Beauregard Shmoo- Didley (retired)

yeah im messed

texace · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2002, 09:39:00 PM »

We've got a red tabby here at my house we call "Manny" short for "Lord Manfred Skittles". In all fairness...he's dumber than a box of s**t, but he's a cool cat nontheless...