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Offline Meatwad

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« on: July 29, 2006, 09:49:58 AM »
For several days my tongue had been swelling up and is getting white spots/patches about the size of 1/8th inch on the front and sides of it. Its really sore, burns even from drinking or eating anything. Doctors offices around here are closed other then the hospital. Anyone ever had this problem before or knows about it? I have looked online but thats as much help as a blind man painting stripes on the road.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2006, 09:53:57 AM »
You have came to the right place. :D


Go to the E.R. bro if it`s that big of a probelm. No need to take chances.
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2006, 09:55:54 AM »
It is when your a "po white boy" :(

Anyways im poor cant hardly afford bills the way it is, and thats just the basic stuff

Figured id might find something out here since about everyone cruises the O'club
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2006, 09:58:22 AM »
Yea, I can relate.
Tell you what I have done on a few occasions. (4 kids makes you beeery sneaky)
I have called the E.R. and got an opinion from Docs on duty. No charge and at least you have an idea how serious it is.
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Sounds like possibly you have thrush.....
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2006, 10:15:08 AM »
Not gonna waste a lot of your time, just look here:

http://www.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/hw139096.asp

Click on the "home treatment" at the right side of the page to see what you can do for it without a doc's help.

HTH.........
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2006, 10:17:14 AM »
Hmmm thats interesting. Sounds about what I have. Says its caused by yeast Candida albicans. Maybe I have a yeast infection in my mouth :rofl
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2006, 10:21:43 AM »
You are what you.......................... ...... nevermind. :)
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2006, 10:32:32 AM »
I cant really comment because theres only one way I could gotten it, and a few days later I found out she has a certain infection in a certain area.....whoops
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Offline rogwar

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2006, 12:23:53 PM »
I wonder if you can brush with Gyne-Lotramin?
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Offline Grayeagle

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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2006, 12:42:13 PM »
Something you may not know ..

County hospitals are there for you if yer in a financial bind.. they will treat you regardless of insurance coverage, etc.

If you have any armed forces time .. retired or not ..you CAN go to the VA Hospital for treatment .. you ARE a Veteran.
It's a hassle to get a DD-214 copy, but if you talk to the the VFW in your area they can walk you thru it and they are glad to do it.

They will also set you up for an eval for service connected disabilities ..
.. they awarded me 20 percent over something that happened on the flight line so long ago I had basically forgotten about it.. combined with a bit of hearing loss I didn't even know I had.

Don't cost a dime.

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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 12:52:14 PM »
Finally after only getting maybe 4 hours of sleep agian, I broke down and went to the ER. They have a program for low income people like me so it will make it incredibally cheap if not completely wipe the bill out if your poor enough (which I am). Turns out I have "oral ulcers." I forget the actual name of it, but it starts with an "A" and its a word thats too long and complicated for Meatwad to handle.

Anyways im on Acyclovor, Tetracyclene, and some mothwash stuff that you mix with water and you swirl it around in your mouth. Kinda tastes like cherries, but after a while it goes from good tasting to something you might find in a rotton bag of cherries.




NOTE - Some friendly advice, if you want to service a woman orally, MAKE SURE that she hasnt had a yeast infection recently. Dont ask how I know, just trust me on it :)
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Offline WhiteHawk

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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2006, 12:59:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I cant really comment because theres only one way I could gotten it, and a few days later I found out she has a certain infection in a certain area.....whoops


Good grief dude, the 2 dollah hookah aint really 2 dollahs, if ya know what ah mean.
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2006, 01:16:01 PM »
whenever I hear the phrase 'yeast infection' I always picture someone pulling apart a grilled cheese samich:O
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2006, 01:45:03 PM »
well my expert medical opinions says that leg has got to come off.
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2006, 02:19:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Finally after only getting maybe 4 hours of sleep agian, I broke down and went to the ER. They have a program for low income people like me so it will make it incredibally cheap if not completely wipe the bill out if your poor enough (which I am). Turns out I have "oral ulcers." I forget the actual name of it, but it starts with an "A" and its a word thats too long and complicated for Meatwad to handle.

Anyways im on Acyclovor, Tetracyclene, and some mothwash stuff that you mix with water and you swirl it around in your mouth. Kinda tastes like cherries, but after a while it goes from good tasting to something you might find in a rotton bag of cherries.




NOTE - Some friendly advice, if you want to service a woman orally, MAKE SURE that she hasnt had a yeast infection recently. Dont ask how I know, just trust me on it :)


Course you can tell her to do what Docs reccomend.

Wipe front to back and not back to front.

I remember hearing my wife talking a bunch of years ago to one of her best friends who had a Yeast infecton.
Doc told her  that hers, and alot of those  yeast infections are caused because alot of women wipe incorrectly when they take a dump and wipe from back to front when they should always wipe from front to back.

I wont go into why.
the reasons should seem obvious.

But if she does that. Next time you wont wake up with a chitty taste in your mouth ;)
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