Originally posted by DAVENRINO
LOL, it is Chardonay, and I thought Fighter Pilot's drank anything with alcohol that is put within reach.
French Fighter Pilot Jaques Laroc was making out with a woman....
He grabs a bottle of red wine and pours some of it all over her face....He then begins to lick her face....
She says" Ohhh Jaques why do you pour the red wine all over my face"?
Jaques says "I am Jaques LaRoc the famous french fighter pilot and I love to lick the red wine from your sweet cheeks and rosey lips"
woman says" Ohhhh Jaques you are so romatic"
Jaques then takes a bottle of white wine and pours it all over her bare chest and begins to lick it off......
woman says "Ohhh Jaques why do you pour the white wine all over my chest"?
Jaques says "I am Jaques LaRoc the famous french fighter pilot and I love to lick the white wine form your beautiful chest".
The woman replies "Ohhh Jaques you are so romatic".
Jaques then takes some Cognac and pours it all over her female area....then lights it a fire....
The woman yells "Ohhh Jaques what are you doing down there"?
Jaques replies "I am Jaques Laroc the famous french fighter pilot...and when I go down...I go down in flames"