No blood for copper! Wait, isn't copper from south america? Don't we have some monroe doctrine or something that lets us kick south american butt whenever we have a shortage of something? Venezuela nationalized their oil industry so maybe we can nationalize peru, chile, or wherever we get most of our copper.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CopperAnd why don't drug dealers smuggle in copper instead of drugs? They'd be like heroes instead of, well, drug smugglers.
No drugs for copper!
Personally I blame boosh, and damn copper thieves need to be hung or shot. 2nd amendment... use it or lose it. Support UK freedom - buy British made pointy objects! Made from Staffordshire Moorlands copper, no less!
We could smuggle copper into the country in bronze statues, because it's a little known fact that bronze is high in copper content! Good thing most people don't know, otherwise they'd be stealing bronze statues and trying to extract the copper!
It's only a matter of time before you see bums on the street licking the copper off of pennies and hten selling their copper-laden kidneys and glands on the copper black market... And how long before someone lifts the statue of liberty's skirt for a risque copper "heist"? Get it, lifting a skirt is a heist? haha you guys have no sense of humor.