Reminds me of something I said in a grocery market.
I was standing in a huge line with some food and stuff and waiting patiently. The next aisle over was a lady with 3 kids, all of which were going ape****. They were screaming, hitting stuff, running around and kicking their mom. She of course wasn't doing anything. Nothing at all.
Finally, I turned around to a little old lady in line behind me and say, "Doesn't it just make you wish that child abuse was legal?"
She was so stunned that she stopped breathing for 30 seconds. Meanwhile the cashier couldn't stop laughing.