Author Topic: Rooting out terrorist in Canada (Read 304 times)

Nemeth · « **on:** August 05, 2006, 09:37:57 PM »

(Canadians copy this and pass it on!!)

FORWARDED IN THE NAME

OF PATRIOTISM

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless the Beaver
And
GOD BLESS CANADIAN WOMEN!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Meatwad · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:40:46 PM »

You know that forwarded messages are created by terrorists in hops that everyone will be so busy forwarding everything that the internet will self destruct from being overloaded

Nemeth · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:43:43 PM »

um.... OK........
btw this is just a joke message... not supposed to be real.... just a joke.... geez!
althou it would b nice, dont u agree??

eagl · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:52:29 PM »

Meatwad must be teh canieden islimast! He is anti-nekkid women and beer!

Nemeth · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:56:43 PM »

AH YOUR RIGHT!!! thats why he knows about the terrorist plan to overload Hotmail, Gmail, Yahoo and all other email service providers!!! CALL TEH PO LICE! CALL SWAT!!! CALL THE CIA!!!! CALL THE RCMP!!! ....... wait.... RCMP??? do they still do stuff???? didnt they let an assassin into jean cretchien's house???

Meatwad · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:59:23 PM »

In order to bring the world to their knees, I will release a worm onto the internet to completely remove all porn from the internet. It will also remove all pictures of sheep unless I get.......................... ..

One million dollars!

vorticon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:43:58 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Meatwad
In order to bring the world to their knees, I will release a worm onto the internet to completely remove all porn from the internet. It will also remove all pictures of sheep unless I get.......................... ..

One million dollars!

fries with that?

Meatwad · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2006, 10:59:43 PM »

Yes please.

T0J0 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2006, 11:39:40 PM »

So Nash may not be around to play next week, or is it the following sunday?!
Err Socialist, terrorist, trendy anti americanist... Its hard to pinpoint sometimes...

TJ

AWMac · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:12:06 AM »

The RCMP are in charge of the Canadian Space Program thank you very much!

They are just suffering a slight set back cuz their arms are tired and they can't get the beaver high enough.

Just kidding...

Mac

Meatwad · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:13:57 AM »

MMMM high beavers

Nemeth · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:53:53 PM »

AH!!!! he didnt say anything bout drunk beavers!!! HES A KOREAN MILITANT!!!!! HES GONNA BOMB THE CAMPBELLFORD WATER TOWER!!!! RUN!!!! (plz dont thats where their gonna put the highspeed tower, ive been waitin sice april for it and its finally coming!!!)