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« on: January 17, 2000, 11:43:00 AM »
CARELESS CODE RECYCLING CAUSES KILLER KANGAS
 
  Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
 
  The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches

  for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume
  larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to

  great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including
  detailed landscapes and - in the case of the Northern Territory's
  Operation Phoenix- herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might

  well give away a helicopter's position).
 
  The head of the Defense Science & Technology Organization's Land
  Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to
  model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters.
  Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code
  originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the
  same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo,
  and increased the figures' speed of movement.
 
  Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American
  pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low
  flight during a simulation. The kangaroos scattered, as predicted,
  and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a
  double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and
  launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the hapless helicopter.
  (Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove that part of the

  infantry coding.)
 
  The lesson?
 
  Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object
  defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The
  embarrassed programmers had learned to be careful when reusing
  object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for

  Australian wildlife.
 
  Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have

  strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.
 
  -- From June 15, 1999 Defense Science and Technology Organization
     Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports

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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2004, 08:38:01 PM »
It may be 4 years old now, but I still found it funny! :)

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2004, 09:19:22 PM »
/makes ya wonder bout some of those mysterious "you have been killed " messages when NOBDYS around but the dang sheep.....hmmm wonder if fester didnt give them some 88mm
Crap now I gotta redo my cool sig.....crap!!! I cant remeber how to do it all !!!!!