Author Topic: Lol, Go Lindsay Go! (Read 353 times)

Charon · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 05:12:44 PM »

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Report: Lindsay Lohan Wants to See Iraq

The Associated Press
Published August 8, 2006, 12:52 PM CDT

NEW YORK -- Apparently a bit tired of her party-girl image, Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," Lohan said in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, to be released Wednesday.

The 20-year old actress and pop singer said she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan said, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.

"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.

The USO is a nonprofit organization that provides entertainment to troops stationed abroad.

I bet there is a local recruiter that could arrange her trip, and those shooting lessons.

Charon

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:18:23 PM »

Let her join the Navy.

"You got a purty mouth."

FiLtH · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:28:52 PM »

Argh...most of these "stars" need a hobby, or better yet, acting, singing,or dancing lessons. Famous for being famous.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:25:18 PM »

"Entertain"? LMFAO, bring the "Ride the Penny Pony Tent to Iraq". She won't charge either.

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:29:02 PM »

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"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan said,

Her parents must be proud.

rpm · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:31:46 PM »

So she wants to go entertain the troops. Good for her.

Halo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:53:00 PM »

Smart girl -- she knows there's no one in a combat zone she could be safer with than Hillary.

Vudak · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:54:42 AM »

Personally, I think she'd better gain some weight before she can call herself that "sexy pinup..." Something about women and greyhounds... There should be no mistaking the two.