Author Topic: All (British) Men Are Bastards! :) (Read 711 times)

SOB · « **on:** May 18, 2001, 11:43:00 AM »

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/britain010517_divorce.html

Saintaw · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:05:00 PM »

Aw well, if I remember well, it takes only one year to be able to divorce. (It takes 5 years minimum here, in Belgium).

Best is not to be a foo' and keep a lot of pets home

Saw
[Mass]

Dowding · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:12:00 PM »

Heh, who gets married these days anyway? Many more people prefer to live with someone instead.

BTW, I am a b'stard.

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:20:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding:

BTW, I am a b'stard.[/B]

We knew that already!

<GDR>
Mav

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:22:00 PM »

I personally recommend ANYONE who is considering marriage to first live with that person a min. of 6 months. If I had not done this, I'd be divorced 3 times by now.

Married at age 30, I feel sorry for the rest of you saps, because I got the last 'good one' left in the world.

Swoop · « **Reply #5 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:26:00 PM »

Oh I dunno Rip

Saintaw · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2001, 12:38:00 PM »

I tend to "refresh the pool" once on a while Rip , wearing leather pants does that

Saw
[Mass]

Who's always got room for birds

Ripsnort · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2001, 01:02:00 PM »

Okay, got to brag here:
She loves to fish.
She loves to hike and camp.
She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see! Check your six!)
She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.
She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'.

She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.
She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.
She's a great mother.
She works for a living.
She's beautiful.
She monogomous.
She's romantic.
She's never had an automobile accident.
She loves to hear a dirty joke.
Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.
She's always willing to help others.
She's cunning when it comes to salemen.
She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".
She's mine.

I'm hers.

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miko2d · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:13:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Okay, got to brag here:
She loves to fish.
She loves to hike and camp.
She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see!
She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.
She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'.
She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.
She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.
She's a great mother.
She works for a living.
She's beautiful.
She monogomous.
She's romantic.
She's never had an automobile accident.
She loves to hear a dirty joke.
Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.
She's always willing to help others.
She's cunning when it comes to salemen.
She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".
She's mine.

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Ripsnort · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:28:00 PM »

ROTFLOL!!! Oh My Cod, you mean shes a 'Droid! Damn, didn't know 'Droids could *do* things like that!

Mighty1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:32:00 PM »

Ripsnort wrote:

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She loves to fish.

She loves to hike and camp.

She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see! Check your six!)

She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.

She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'.

She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.

She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.

She's a great mother.

She works for a living.

She's beautiful.

She monogomous.

She's romantic.

She's never had an automobile accident.

She loves to hear a dirty joke.

Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.

She's always willing to help others.

She's cunning when it comes to salemen.

She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".

She's mine. I'm hers.

Damn Rip how many wifes do you have? 18?

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:34:00 PM »

"She's never had an automobile accident."

She doesn't own a car, does she?

jihad · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:37:00 PM »

I thought The Stepford Wives was fictional?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:40:00 PM »

Thks for the kind words, let me tell you, that is the most important decision you'll ever make in your life, getting married. I was the LAST person on earth that was ready to get married when I met her, but I have common sense, I swooped her up faster than a bag of money on the freeway!

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2001, 02:55:00 PM »

Can't......move,......thread......is.....getting......too.......mushy......