What is it, do you fellows have no baseball in your souls?
Or is the current good season being enjoyed by a certain team from Boston not worth commenting on?

Look, I'm sorry about saying that Yankees suck, but as a Red Sox fan, I have a certain obligation, you know? You understand

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"E's bound to be guilty, or 'e wouldn't be
'ere!Starboard gun! FIRE!
Shootings to good for 'im, kick the louse
out!Port gun! FIRE!"
- Old chant used to time saluting of guns on ships