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Offline Meatwad

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So my wife killed our bird
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2006, 04:49:10 PM »
cant you get some lag bolts and screw the window shut?
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Offline Pooh21

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So my wife killed our bird
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2006, 07:03:24 AM »
Well he didnt make it. Vet called this morning said he died sometime during the night. Not ashamed to admit I bawled like a little baby. Well at least he is not in pain anymore and is having fun in those endless fields our lost pets play in.
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Offline eagl

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So my wife killed our bird
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2006, 07:11:45 AM »
2 choices - either bolt the windows shut or just remove them entirely and get a pet that doesn't mind a fresh breeze.
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So my wife killed our bird
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2006, 07:11:47 AM »
Sorry to hear that Pooh.  :(
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