Author Topic: Ok putting it up for a vote (Read 1525 times)

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:22:38 PM »

throw it in the pool, video tape it, send it to peta.

PonyDriver · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:25:53 PM »

Toss it in... make sure you get some altiitude under it first... better laughs that way.

CavemanJ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:37:47 PM »

What's this "gently lobbing into the air" crap?!?!?

You should consult Hangtime's manual for cat punting, and then let the sucker fly right to the center of the pool!

Masherbrum · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:44:56 PM »

The ONLY use for a cat is wheel chocks.

Mustaine · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:59:40 PM »

<-- agree's with JB88

would rather see the family dog thrown off the sears tower.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2006, 09:14:06 PM »

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Originally posted by CavemanJ
What's this "gently lobbing into the air" crap?!?!?

You should consult Hangtime's manual for cat punting, and then let the sucker fly right to the center of the pool!

did that to a cat we had right after we got married.

Never did a bad thing to the cat once and
Little Somonabish pissed on my pillow.

And this wasnt just any old pillow. This one one of those goose down $100 deals. and wre talking some 22 years ago it cost $100

Not only did he do it. but he did it while I was stranding right there.
Looking at me like it was his god given right to do so.
Cant even blame it on the litter pan as it was clean and he did use it.

So I was so pissed I grabbed the little basdad by his neck carried him outside and literally punted him.

And went back in the house.

Musta pissed off some other cat cause the last I ever saw of him was a little while later when I was walking the dogs (beagles at the time) Some big arse cat was chasing him all over the place.

Dunno what happened but the was the last time I saw him

Westy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2006, 09:39:47 PM »

"I mean gently lobbing him intot eh air...."

Define "lobbing"?

xrtoronto · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2006, 10:03:12 PM »

give your cat a ride in the blender:)

Sandman · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:04:30 PM »

Throw it in the pool and then dry it in the microwave.

Maverick · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:11:46 PM »

Take it to the shelter and forget it. Why keep it if you don't get along with the critter. Someone else may get along with it just fine.

PonyDriver · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:32:46 PM »

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The ONLY use for a cat is wheel chocks

I bet there is a book out there.... 101 uses for.....

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:51:37 PM »

Did a compromise.

Let the dogs out into the yard then tossed the cat in the pool.

Beautiful picture perfect swan dive.

Went down about 2 feet surfaced. swam to the edge, jumped out. Narrowly escaped the dogs chasing him to the fence. Got over in the nick of time.

Man cats are skinny when wet.

Anyway. he ran under my workvan licked himself dry and 45 min later was meowing to come back in the house. Went and plopped himself next to the golden retreiver and went to sleep.
A little damp but
None the worse for wear.

And to answer the question
I keep him only cause my daughter loves him.

Most of the time he's pretty tame. just has no personality.

But I cant let him get away with biting me either.
And if I responded with my initial desire for action....well let just say it would hurt him more then me.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:56:42 PM »

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Originally posted by PonyDriver

I bet there is a book out there.... 101 uses for.....

actually I remember a cartoon book of "100 things to do with a cat" or somethign like that.

On the cover was a picture of a cat climbing up a metal screen door that had wires attached to it. on the other end of the wires was a guy holding an electrical switch and a big grin on his face as he was about to throw it.

Havent seen that book in about 20 years but I laughed hysterically when I saw it.

As for wheel chocks.

Several years ago my ssiter in law in a span of about 5 months accidentally ran over at least 4 cats.
So we got her a bumber sticker.

"Missing your cat? Check under my tires" LOL

PonyDriver · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:07:26 AM »

As you know, cats sometimes sleep inside car engine compartments to keep warm in cool months.

I was dating a girl named Ginger, one morning she got in her car to go to work, fired it up but heard a horrible clunking and howling. She turned off the car and got out... found that a cat had been sleeping in her radiator fan shroud. It was a belt driven fan so it ran whenever the engine was on.

I just hosed out the shroud and scooped the pieces into the garbage.

FiLtH · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:27:17 AM »

I love my cats. The are the sweetest pets Ive ever had. I think children affect how they act. If brought up in a house full of kids they can be a bit twitchy. But there are no children in my house...peace and quiet...and they, and me and my wife love it.