Three old guys were sitting around *****ing and complaining.
The 60 year old said, " You know what I hate, a lot of times I get up in the middle of the night to pee, and I just stand there at the toilet and nuthin happens."
The 65 year old said " Oh yeah? How'd you like to have what I got - chronic constipation to where I can't have a bowel movement for days and days at a time? That really sucks."
The 70 year old said, " That ain't nuthin. Every morning at 6AM I pee like a race horse on a flat rock. Then at 630 AM sharp I have a full and complete bowel movement, every dam day, just like clockwork. "
"Whats so bad about that" asked one of the old guys.
"Well, I don't wake up till 7AM." answered the 70 year old.
