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Offline stephen

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Your best cut downs,
« on: August 22, 2006, 02:09:19 PM »
Though I fly in the 8 player arena's these days I still have the chance to give and recieve the greatest gift one may give an advisary,...the post kill cut down.

Though I am sure that the great majority of you out here do not engage in such antics personaly i find nothing more satisfying after chasing down one of the more rude players in the arena, shooting him down, and doing ireperable damage to his ego...what follows is a few of my fav's..

{upon catching him napping, or on the first pass} "Next time break the Valum in half"

{catching him on fire} "Hey! I didnt know that {insert his plane type here} had rocket boosters."

{hitting him in the oil] "ill clean your windshield for 5 bucks dude"

{watching him auger a 38/109 etc.} ".Speed kills peaches."

{Oh and by far my most beloved} [url]www.trypacmaninstead.com< not an actual website

yeh yeh not greats but im hoping to improve my rep...repitwoiure,,repituore,............. vocabulary....:aok
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Offline uberhun

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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 02:41:57 PM »
Thanks for staying in the 8 player arena. I think I can safely say that for everyone here. :huh
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 02:47:05 PM »
i once got 3 punets of strawberries for the price of 1, and in the same day won my £1 back on a scratch card.
now thats smart economy.
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Offline Bear76

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 03:33:46 PM »
Call the Orkin man, the ijits have been breeding again.:confused:
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 03:51:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Bear76
Call the Orkin man, the ijits have been breeding again.:confused:
if you're gonna cut down someone at least spell it right
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=idjit

:lol :aok :p
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Re: Your best cut downs,
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 03:54:39 PM »
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Originally posted by stephen
Though I fly in the 8 player arena's these days I still have the chance to give and recieve the greatest gift one may give an advisary,...the post kill cut down.

Though I am sure that the great majority of you out here do not engage in such antics personaly i find nothing more satisfying after chasing down one of the more rude players in the arena, shooting him down, and doing ireperable damage to his ego...what follows is a few of my fav's..

{upon catching him napping, or on the first pass} "Next time break the Valum in half"

{catching him on fire} "Hey! I didnt know that {insert his plane type here} had rocket boosters."

{hitting him in the oil] "ill clean your windshield for 5 bucks dude"

{watching him auger a 38/109 etc.} ".Speed kills peaches."

{Oh and by far my most beloved} [url]www.trypacmaninstead.com< not an actual website

yeh yeh not greats but im hoping to improve my rep...repitwoiure,,repituore,............. vocabulary....:aok


Make the jump. You'd fit right in with the MA egos.
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Offline wetrat

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 04:02:33 PM »
:confused:
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 04:10:10 PM »
My best cutdown happens every week when I mow the yard
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IJIT?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 05:36:58 PM »
you guys are nuts......lol

poking fun is not allowed? anyone who flys with me knows im not a rude person, just trying out a little lite hearted banter.

Geez the peanut gallery is on the ball today.., ok fellas hope to run across you some day in the hopes of perhaps gaining back a small bit of MY ego, thank you for the cutdowns, the sinicism, and lack of bowel control...laters
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Offline hubsonfire

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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 05:46:23 PM »
You should hire someone to write your material.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 05:54:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Mustaine
if you're gonna cut down someone at least spell it right
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=idjit

:lol :aok :p


There's a correct way to mis-spell a word?
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2006, 06:32:18 PM »
There's only one response I have when I gun someone down who's tended to use me as their personal target drone.

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Offline wetrat

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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 06:51:26 PM »
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You should hire someone to write your material.
Someone Jewish would probably be best.
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