TO in a touchdown celebration pulls a gun and caps the Tuna saving him from dying of a coronary after an 0 and 16 season. When he is acquitted of the shooting by a jury due to 'justifiable homocide of an egomaniac' he offers to finish off the entire Jones family. The Raiders offer him a 100 year 25 million $ a year contract to coach, gm, and play for them. He turns them down in favor of an offer from Bill Gates to hunt down every Mac user on the planet and kill them. He finds Osama Bin Laden but, unfortunately, OBL is using XP legally obtained and passes on offing him stating 'he's very dedicated to what he does'.
ps.. go cowboys