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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2006, 08:18:20 AM »
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and then sulu says "f-you and the horse you rode in on."

:huh

man, i miss the old school roasts.  (the old rat pack ones.)  at least they used a little tact and they were all usually friends.

so far.  these guys just arent that funny and thier humor so far has been nothing but bathroom.

it's sort of embarrasing.

but then, i'm not that funny either so there is that...


okay, lisa laminelli is pretty funny...


DID YOU THINK THAT THIS no-talent has been WOULD BE ENTERTAINING?   I'd rather gouge my eyes out and spray them with Glycol and pop em back into my head and feel the sting.   Shatner is a tool, Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2006, 11:57:54 AM »
Farrah Fawcett looked like a Crack potato.

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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2006, 12:09:30 PM »
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Farrah Fawcett is a Crack potato.

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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2006, 12:14:32 PM »
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Im not a fan of tivo
I much preffer my 160gb verizon HD DVR box :D
much simpler to use easier to hookup, AND I dont have to have the whole seperate box as with a tivo unit to hook up and take up valuable DVD/ peanutbutter and jelly space (dont ask ya really dont wanna know)


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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2006, 01:26:14 PM »
See Rule #7
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2006, 01:37:17 PM »
The roast had some good moments. Unfortunately it seemsed they had a hard time figuring out that they were supposed to roast Shatner instead of all the no name comics there. The poor choice of language was rather disapointing as well. Instead of using a bit of wit they relied on vugarity to "create" humor.

I would have liked to see better known and funnier comics doingf the roast rather than what they had. The main theme of the entire night seemed to be that Takae is gay. So what, get over it.

Fawcet shoiuld have been left in the half way house they found her in. She was an embarrassment to the entire show. She couldn't even get her monologue done by herself or even tell her best joke in one shot.
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2006, 04:12:16 PM »
I would have paid to see someone kick Andy Dick in the nads.
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2006, 04:20:23 PM »
Was that the Homo lickin everyone?

:confused:

No wonder Leonard Nimoy didn't attend.

They should have booked
 
So he would have something to POOP On!


"Farrah has had more bones buried in her than Arlington Cemetary"
"Farrahs last 25 dates started out with the words "Lie down and play dead..""

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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2006, 04:29:55 PM »
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man, i miss the old school roasts.  (the old rat pack ones.)  at least they used a little tact and they were all usually friends.

amen, Don Rickles, Foster Brooks, Dean Martin.  :aok
There were parts that were funny but I waited to see Fred Willard and Kevin Pollack...and they only had a minute or two between commercials.
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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2006, 05:47:31 PM »
Betty White was excellent

The rest...were just embarassing to watch.

The same old gay jokes, the un-necessary profanity got tiring....it certainly wasnt worth the hour.

As Shatner said at the end...benig roasted by a bunch of nobodies.

I can see why Nimoy and others bowed out
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« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2006, 07:19:35 PM »
-sigh- .. I too miss the 'rat pack' roasts.

Bob Hope, Dean Martin, George Burns, Joey Bishop..they were all class acts, it was hilarious how they all portrayed Frank Sinatra as basically a male mafia maven, ..the whole gang looked like they were havin FUN ..not hammering the crap outta someone.

I didn't see the Shatner roast .. kinda glad I missed it.
I would bet Shatner wished he had.

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« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2006, 07:22:00 PM »
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Was that the Homo lickin everyone?
 


He was trying.  That Dick will do anything for attention.
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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2006, 08:16:17 PM »
Agreed. the old "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" were the best.
Saw and advertisement to buy them on CD a while back.
Was real tempted
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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2006, 08:36:44 PM »
Betty White was the high point on a low unfunny road.
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« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2006, 08:55:07 PM »
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