Author Topic: We forgot about those? (Read 1320 times)

Saintaw · « **on:** August 23, 2006, 12:59:15 AM »

Saw an interesting doc yesterday about Transnistria

Nice little regime with one of the biggest USSR weapon warehouses unlocked. Apparently over a hundred nuclear suitcases are missing from their inventory.

Nilsen · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:14:58 AM »

If Transnistria is anything like Transylvania I think it should be put on one of the axis in the axis of evil drawing we all know Bush has on his desk in the oval office.

Vampires with nukes are no good imo, although i doubt they would use nuke. Their food would be contaminatied.

JB88 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:30:44 AM »

would they be resistant to radioactivity due to thier immortality or would they be torturously consumed by the side effects such as sickness, strange genetic mutations or male pattern baldness?

hmmm.

Nilsen · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:33:11 AM »

Im not sure.. i think it should be discussed like only oclubbers can.

Saintaw · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:51:12 AM »

A 100 nukes missing. That's nothing compared to some towelheads armed with pipebombs and WWII era "missiles" is what I'm getting at, you Oclub twits.

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:13:31 AM »

Stop hijcaking the thread Saw

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:15:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Im not sure.. i think it should be discussed like only oclubbers can.

vampires.
lists of what can kill or harm them.

kill.
1. steak through the heart.
2. silver bullet.
3. sunlight.
4. ?

harms.
1. garlic.
2. holy relics.
3. sunlight in small doses.
4. ?

properties.

1. non reflective.
2. immortal.
3. good dancers.
4. suave.
5. fanged.

immune to.

1. everything else known to man. possible exception, direct or indirect nuclear explosion near or on vampire. this has yet to be tested in any film of note.

am i missing anything here?

JB88 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:17:53 AM »

sunlight. is it possible that a vampire could be destroyed by the flash of an atom bomb? is it the same wavelength? is wavelength relevent?

could a special uv vampire killing flash light be used effectively against a vampire or it is based on actual fusion wattage?

hmmmm.

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:19:33 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
vampires.
lists of what can kill or harm them.

kill.
1. steak through the heart.
2. silver bullet.
3. sunlight.
4. ?

harms.
1. garlic.
2. holy relics.
3. sunlight in small doses.
4. ?

properties.

1. non reflective.
2. immortal.
3. good dancers.
4. suave.
5. fanged.

immune to.

1. everything else known to man. possible exception, direct or indirect nuclear explosion near or on vampire. this has yet to be tested in any film of note.

am i missing anything here?

Ok..

Your list of things that kills vampires are true.. all of them kills regular folks too and number 3 on that list will kill any nerd.

Same goes for things you listed that harm vampires.

Your list of properties is interesting because it is also a list that any geek/nerd belives he has or can do.

My conclusion is that nerds and geeks are infact... vampires.

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:25:05 AM »

very interesting postulation nilsen, however, i wonder if the sharing of a geeks base properties is enough to close the book on vampiricness.

for instance, though a geek may believe that he has the same properties, in many cases he does not. well, everything but non reflective that is.

are there any geeks that you know of here that we can use as a test subject?

Nilsen · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:28:42 AM »

Ehhh.. this is the oclub. The head geek is comming to work soon, I suggest you ask him as soon as he gets plugged in.

JB88 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:29:14 AM »

what i am wonder is...is it possible that a vampire is just an advanced form of geek?

Nilsen · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:32:13 AM »

Could very well be JB88. I have never seen any evidence that this is not the case.

JB88 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:36:42 AM »

we could try to post images of things that a vampire would really hate...

if we hear someone scream then we cou...oh. wait. nevermind.

if someone screamed that could just mean that someone was being attacked by the vampire.

hmmmm.

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:38:43 AM »

Lets just see who stops posting from now on.