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Offline MRPLUTO

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« on: August 24, 2006, 10:18:04 AM »
So what if I'm tiny and my orbit is eccentric?  

I'm a little too far out, so now I'm no longer a planet.  

I always thought I was part of the gang, even if I was different.

This really hurts.  How could they do this?  

MRPLUTO

P. S.  Please, never, ever call me a "Trans-Neptunian".
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Offline Charon

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 10:19:43 AM »
The really important question is... What does this mean for Charon?

Charon
« Last Edit: August 24, 2006, 10:28:24 AM by Charon »
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Offline soda72

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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 10:20:16 AM »
you ain't big enough...  

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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 10:25:46 AM »
Charon...I was thinking of you...we're like a double planet...this must be tough for you too.
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 10:29:13 AM »
The way things are going, the smart real estate money is on Ceres.  With Pluto's demotion, Ceres becomes even more valuable.  Originally, nobody wanted to build on Ceres because "it's just this rock, you know".  But now that Pluto has been reclassified as a plutard or whatever, small sub-planets are suddenly chique.

So get those checkbooks ready, folks!  I'll see YOU on Ceres!
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 10:34:06 AM »
I guess size DOES matter...I'm considered less valuable than an asteroid now.

August 24, 2006...a day that will live in astronomical infamy.
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Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 10:36:23 AM »
Where'd you get this from MRPLUTO?  Are you sure you're not just pulling this out of Uranus?
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 10:39:59 AM »
You'll need to turn in your planet card to the executive wash room...

you'll be allowed one box to carry out any personal things from your office..

The security guard will show you the door out...

:D



Have a nice day....





MUHAHAHAHAHA

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Offline MRPLUTO

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 10:43:45 AM »
Nope...the bearer of the bad news was the BBC:

click here

Uranus had nothing to do with this, I hope.

Wow, now I know what it was like to be part of the ENRON "team", Soda!
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2006, 11:31:00 AM »
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Originally posted by Charon
The really important question is... What does this mean for Charon?

Charon


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...Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation...
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2006, 11:32:30 AM »
That's what happens when u have bad gas problems, people kick u out of the group.
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Offline Charon

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2006, 11:51:16 AM »
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Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation...


ARRRghhhhh!!!! Is there no justice! Showing up for observation early day after day, leaving late.... making sure I toed the astronomical line... the missed vacations and sick days spent at the grind... I should have listened to my Mom and became a ****ing asteroid.

Charon
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2006, 12:25:47 PM »
It's just been perked out of service, MrPluto. :)
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2006, 12:35:09 PM »
Does this mean I can go ask someone if pluto is a planet and if they say yes, I can point, lauch, and then kick them in the shin and say "it aint no planet no more, retard!" then run away laughing and screaming like a madman?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2006, 12:56:15 PM by Meatwad »
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Re: Pluto Loses Status as a Planet....How Could They Do This?....I am So Hurt!
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2006, 12:36:38 PM »
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Originally posted by MRPLUTO
So what if I'm tiny and my orbit is eccentric?  
I'm a little too far out, so now I'm no longer a planet.  
I always thought I was part of the gang, even if I was different.
This really hurts.  How could they do this?  
MRPLUTO
P. S.  Please, never, ever call me a "Trans-Neptunian".

You have no one to blame but yourself.  I could have told this would happen.  Remember back at the beginning of the solar system?  All the planets were picking a spot in orbit and you could have had Mecury's spot but Nooooooo, you said you were to sensitive for all that sunlight and you would rather have a rural address, something about all that over crowding west of Jupiter.
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