YIKES!
I first read about the Pluto demotion on the internet this morning. Frightening to say, the FIRST thought I had was--
WHAT WOULD MRPLUTO ON AH SAY?
Now I find this thread...and wishing I lived in a state with a lottery, cuz I'd go picking numbers.
Besides, here's what the orb PLUTO might be saying right now:
(***Please read imagining the voice is that of the late Sam Kennison***)
GREAT! WONDERFUL! I've been in orbit in this sub-galaxy for MILLIONS of years...dodging comets...dodging meteors...toughing it out in the FURTHEST camping spot from the SUN...FAR BEFORE there was ever LIFE on EARTH (panziea**es) and a group of freeking CARBON UNITS millions of miles away...who have NEVER BEEN HERE decide that I don't have the RIGHT to be a planet?????????
OH___OH___OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!
Hey "scientists"...if you are so smart, why haven't you devised a craft capable of bringing one of your frail, sissy-a**ed, lilly-livered, carbon unit selves out here to MY neck of the woods to even SEE what I'm all about?
You guy still are picking over MOON ROCKS from 30 years ago!
The best you have ever done is land a Volkswagen with CB antennas on Mars...and you LOST the first one! Way to go EINSTEINS!
For your pea-brained information, I AM a PLANET! Just because I'm not as big as Saturn (gasbag), and Neptune (gasbag), or Uranus (funniest name for a planet in the sytem--got beaten up alot at the inter-galactic bus stop as a kid) doesn't mean I'm NOT a PLANET!
Humans.....whattabunchofmoron s.
signed...
PLUTO