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Offline bkbandit

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where im i????
« on: August 26, 2006, 01:47:39 AM »
I ran across one of those people finder sites the other day and figured what the hell ill see if i can find myself on this thing, searched and nothin, tryed as many sites as i can found and still nothin. What the hell, i noe im sitting right here, why dont i pop up. Heres the part that reallllllyyyyy pissed me off, i searched my ex girl friend and boom there she goes, searched my poor excuse for a dad beat father and found him, but where im i???

U guys try it

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See if u can find me, maybe im not here, OR maybe im not even real just a product of the Aces high imagination
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 01:53:16 AM »
you are a figment of my imagination caused by a bad taco
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 02:19:52 AM »
It is interesting how Pooh started this thread talking about his taco induced hallucination... Never telling us why he felt the need to say such a thing.

Pooh, WHO is a figment of your imagination?  The AH Community?

Weird thread... bad bad tacos.
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 02:31:12 AM »
bkbandit is the one who doesnt exist.
I am manifesting him from ectoplasm brought on by bad tacos. Once my gastrointestinal troubles cease bkbandit will make a run for teh border of swirly nonexistance.
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Re: where im i????
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2006, 02:31:32 AM »
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Originally posted by bkbandit
I ran across one of those people finder sites the other day and figured what the hell ill see if i can find myself on this thing, searched and nothin, tryed as many sites as i can found and still nothin. What the hell, i noe im sitting right here, why dont i pop up. Heres the part that reallllllyyyyy pissed me off, i searched my ex girl friend and boom there she goes, searched my poor excuse for a dad beat father and found him, but where im i???

U guys try it

brian bones 20

gravesend brooklyn new york

See if u can find me, maybe im not here, OR maybe im not even real just a product of the Aces high imagination
:lol


thats because brian bones is you shade account. try bkbandit

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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2006, 02:38:37 AM »
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bkbandit is the one who doesnt exist.


DUH!  Thanks for wrecking my joke.

Jeezus Butters, and you wonder why we like Kenny better!

Of course he doesn't exist you boob, thats why I only referenced you...

God its hard to be an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys...
« Last Edit: August 26, 2006, 02:41:30 AM by Kurt »
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2006, 03:01:24 AM »
if you are not here, maybe people cannot see you either!

imagine the shenanigans you can get up to!
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 03:12:41 AM »
I spell, therefore I am.

Offline Golfer

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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 05:08:24 AM »
at least now I know the address I'm putting down when I'm doing nefarious things.  Thanks.

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Re: where im i????
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2006, 09:31:00 AM »
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Originally posted by bkbandit
I ran across one of those people finder sites the other day and figured what the hell ill see if i can find myself on this thing, searched and nothin, tryed as many sites as i can found and still nothin. What the hell, i noe im sitting right here, why dont i pop up. Heres the part that reallllllyyyyy pissed me off, i searched my ex girl friend and boom there she goes, searched my poor excuse for a dad beat father and found him, but where im i???

U guys try it

brian bones 20

gravesend brooklyn new york

See if u can find me, maybe im not here, OR maybe im not even real just a product of the Aces high imagination
:lol


You cant find yourself because you do not yet exist. You havent been born yet. You are still in the womb
All you are experiancing now including us are mere figments of your imagination, just dreams,responces to noises you are hearing from the outside world which you have yet to enter.
In the womb, Minutes pass like days, and days like weeks, weeks like months and months, years.
which is why it seems like you have been around for a long time.

The frustrating part is going to be when you are actually born.
beyond the first few months. you will be able to remember none of this which you now think you are experiancing
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 10:22:37 AM »
So basically none of us really exist? we're all just figments of a bad taco dinner, or manifistated by the AH computer?
That means I can delete all the bad stuff in my life......................... ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ..................cool
Or maybe none of it even happened yet.......................... .................even better.

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2006, 10:35:40 AM »
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So basically none of us really exist? we're all just figments of a bad taco dinner, or manifistated by the AH computer?
That means I can delete all the bad stuff in my life......................... ............................. ............................. ............................. ............................. ..................cool
Or maybe none of it even happened yet.......................... .................even better.


Nope. We are all just figments of bkbandit's imagination.
Unfortunately for us. All we can do is just be figments of his imagination.

If there are bad things in your life.

You can place the blame squarely on bkbandit and his twisted warped and not completely developed yet mind
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Offline bkbandit

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2006, 03:37:05 PM »
im used to people blameing me for stuff already, im the reason it gets dark at nite:lol . It just really sucks that i can find myself but i can find people that make me sick. Why is that. One things for sure, either if i dont exist or u guys dont exist somebody is crazy:rofl

Offline bkbandit

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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2006, 12:46:14 AM »
please help find me, i looked again, searched for a couple of people i went to school wit and found them. Why wouldnt i be able to find myself. A part of me looks being off the grid, but still why cant i find myself. My info is on top give it a try.


And yes i asked my mother today and she said i was real:rofl

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2006, 01:19:09 AM »
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So basically none of us really exist? we're all just ...... manifistated by the AH computer?


Boy that'd be a good plot to a movie... maybe three...

>edit...Manifestated?  GWB is rubbing off on the citizenatives.
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