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Offline Swager

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« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2006, 08:31:38 PM »
It would be fun to watch Bush get his butt kicked again!
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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2006, 09:00:07 PM »
Again?

When was the last time he got his butt kicked? He beat Gore, Kerry, He's got Saddam in a cell. He's run so many rings around you supposedly  more intelligent Dems, you need Canadians , Scandanavians and EuroPIONs , to help you bash him.  You guys are so busy hating Bush you can't find your own asses. Yet you still say he's the stupid one.:lol

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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2006, 09:25:15 PM »
Personally, I don't see the point of such a debate. There is no common language here at all, and, accordingly, there will be no winning and losing, merely two compeltely different animals trying to re-arrange each other's DNA.

It may go something like this:


Moderator:               Mr. Bush, where do you stand on the question of Israeli military activity in Lebanon?

Bush:                       I stand in support of the Israeli right to protect the soveriegnty of their nation, as I would stand for the support of any nation to do so, in the face of aggressive incursion. Although this conflict has been fraught with unfortunate military actions, on both sides, I do believe, in essence, that the Israelis did not start this process as the aggressors.

Moderator:               Mr. Ahmadinejad?

Ahmadinejad:           The Zionist conspiracy to subjugate the Muslim world must be stopped at any cost. To long have we stood idle as the dark forces of the Zionist regime walked the Earth among us. Allah be praised, we will stand against their fascist nation, side by side, muslim by muslim, and, Allah be praised, wipe every last one of them from the collective memory of our world. Allah be praised.

Moderator:               How do you see this situation being peacefully resolved?

Bush:                        An enduring cease-fire, if held, can lead to negotiations and, eventually, given a less-subective international peace-keeping presence, some semblence of order can be maintained while we broach the subject of prisoner exchanges.

Ahmadinejad:          Peace will be accomplished only when the Zionist plague is finally wiped clean from the sands of the middle east. Islam can and will prosper in the face of the Jewish cancer, and, god willing, will then be free to blanket the Earth unhindered and unimpeded. Death to the infidels! Allah be praised.


There may be variations, with certain sentiments hidden rather than overt, but this debate will prove nothing, demonstrate nothing and solve nothing. I hope that Bush rejects the offer because taking this guy on will only legitimize him well past the point of reasonability.

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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2006, 10:17:48 PM »
Just another hollow PR effort to stir the pot.
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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2006, 10:29:50 PM »
Can you imagine how many people world-wide would be watching this debate if it were to take place? It might be the most watched event in Earth's history?

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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2006, 10:36:26 PM »
There may be a debate alright but it may not be conducted with words.


Will likely be televised though. ;)
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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2006, 10:42:54 PM »
The real debate isn't televised.
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« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2006, 10:46:30 PM »
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The real debate isn't televised.


Whaddaya mean?

I vote we give Giraldo another chance to report while imbedded when we invade Iran. With the troops at the front this time though. ;)

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« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2006, 10:47:53 PM »
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Does Ahmadinejad even speak English?


No problem.. Bush doesn't either.

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« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2006, 10:49:50 PM »
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No problem.. Bush doesn't either.


At least Bush can say nuculer. Achoodoodad is still working on that. ;)

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« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2006, 12:45:41 AM »
Ditto about Geraldo.  Send him naked.
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« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2006, 01:11:50 AM »
Barbarians pretending to be civilized.

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« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2006, 01:53:33 AM »
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Washington is not a signatory to an international treaty restricting the use of the substance.   So it's not 'illegal' for the US to use WP.  It can be used as an effective immediate smokescreen as well as marking targets to be engaged.



Oh yeah? Well, Im still gonna tell.:p






As far as the debate goes. Bush would win. He beat the "best" the Dems had to offer so no doubt he can beat a poop throwing monkey.

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« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2006, 02:04:08 AM »
Slash, a match vs. Ahmed wouldn't be in the same division.. it wouldn't be the same rules and "win" criteria.
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« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2006, 02:17:39 AM »
Maybe they should both throw poop then?:D