2 of my favorite quotes

[Ripsnort]

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson[/i]


The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill[/i]


What are your favorite quotes?

[Yeager]

"I DID NOT have sex with that woman, miss lewinsky"

"That depends on what the meaning of is is"

Any other memeorable quotes from the greatest POS ever elected president?

[Dinger]

"Read my lips"

[Mighty1]

"I smoked but I didn't inhale"

"All we want is a fair and accurate count"

[flakbait]

Quotes? <breaks out 53k text file>

 

"We don't give a toejam about fairness here. We're soldiers. Soldiers do not give the other guy a sporting chance. Soldiers shoot in the back, lay traps and ambushes, lie to the enemy and outnumber the other bastard every chance they get."  

Orson Scott Card, Ender's Shadow

 

"Pez is cool, you break Barney Rubble's neck and he pukes up a candy.....I like that"
Mek-4444 1 October 1999

 

"Yea though I fly through the valley of the shadow of death..... I fear no evil ...... for I fly the biggest, baddest, meanest, fastest motherf&$ker in the whole damn valley!"

 

I had a fighter pilot's breakfast -- a cup of coffee, two asprin and a puke

 

"Any damn fool can criticize, but it takes a genius to design it in the first place"
Edgar Schmued, Chief Designer North American Aviation

 

"When you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with roadkill" Unknown

 

"Whenever I see them ride on high, Gleaming and proud in the morning sky. Or lying awake in bed at night I hear them pass on their outward flight. I feel the mass of metal and guns, Delicate instruments, deadweight tons. Awkward, slow, bomb racks full Straining away from downward pull, Straining away from home and base. And try to see the pilot's face. I imagine a boy who's just left school, On whose quick-learned skill and courage cool, Depend the lives of the men in his crew And success of the job they have to do. And something happens to me inside That is deeper than grief, greater than pride. And though there is nothing I can say, I always look up as they go their way, And care and pray for every one, And steel my heart to say, "Thy will be done."

The Bombers - Sarah Churchill, daughter of Sir Winston Churchill

 

"Death; the only cure I know for being stupid." Ishmael, Blood 2

 

"We are sorry. The number you have reached is out of service, please stay on the line like an idiot and no one will answer. Message 6-0 BEEP"
My answering machine

That enough, or do you want more?  


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Flakbait [Delta6]
Delta 6's Flight School
Put the P-61B in Aces High
"For yay did the sky darken, and split open and spew forth fire, and
through the smoke rode the Four Wurgers of the Apocalypse.
And on their canopies was tattooed the number of the Beast, and the
number was 190." Jedi, Verse Five, Capter Two, The Book of Dweeb
 

[StSanta]

"Life. loathe it or ignore it, you cannot like it" - Marvin the paranoid Android, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.


I display the quotes through my sig file, which I change now and then.

And, all your bases are/belongs to us!

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"All your base/are belong to us"
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Keep up the momentum!

[Tac]

"The world is tired of words, it wants examples!" -Shoghi Effendi

"In a world of radical changes, the future belongs to those who prepare themselves by studying. Those who have already studied find themselves prepared to live in a world that no longer exists"

"Every man's work is as important as anothers" -Mahatma Ghandi

"History has always been determined by the relatively simple actions of simple individuals"

"He's dead Jim"

[MrBill]

""Being to uneducated to realize why it could not be done, I just went ahead and did it"

"better to be quiet and let everyone assume you are stupid than to open your mouth and erase all doubt"

"engage brain before putting mouth in gear"

"Don't take life to seriously, you aint gunna get out of it alive anyhow"

"I aint got time to bleed"

"I wont be wronged, I wont be lied to, and I wont be laid hands on.  I do not do these things to others and I require the same from them"

"I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die"

I sure hope this thread is all in good fun  

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OhNooo
smile awhile

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[Yeager]

For got where I read this one:

"Sir,  what should we do if we encounter a large force of enemy planes?"

"Rejoice laddie! thats why your here."

[Dowding]

Aged woman (to Churchill): If you was my husband, I'd put ground glass in your tea.

Churchill: If I were your husband, dear, I'd drink it.

[Lephturn]

Hmmm.

"If you think people are laughing at me. Think again."
-- Derek Smart Ph.D.
Designer/Lead Developer
The Battlecruiser Series www.3000ad.com  ICQ: 158435

That slays me!

The one in my signature file is very appropriate as well.


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[Gunthr]

Confucious Say:

"Boy caught laying girl
 in strawberry patch,
  in big jam."

"Gimme food, gimme meat, it's gittin late, I wanna eat." - Jim Mitchum, THUNDER ROAD