Author Topic: You're about as useful as a "________" (Read 979 times)

Kurt · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:54:18 PM »

Woody Allen.

Chairboy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:59:12 PM »

You're about as useless as a DWORD value on an x86 platform that has been tasked with storing a 64 bit variable.

Boo-ya.

Kurt · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2006, 12:05:32 AM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
You're about as useless as a DWORD value on an x86 platform that has been tasked with storing a 64 bit variable.

Boo-ya.

Wow, on my planet we store values IN variables... Not the other way around... What is this language you code in?

Or perhaps you meant a DWORD Variable storing a 64 bit value... But hey, who am I to nit-pick.

Chairboy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2006, 12:07:08 AM »

After careful consideration, I've decided that shut up.

Chairboy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2006, 12:08:14 AM »

You're about as useful as a dyslexic Chairboy in a message thread requiring a certain amount of precision in english.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2006, 12:13:53 AM »

...as, pi$$ing into the wind

FiLtH · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2006, 01:29:09 AM »

Bailin shat against the tide

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2006, 01:46:53 AM »

You're about as useful as a Democrat or Republican politician.

Nilsen · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2006, 01:56:44 AM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
You're about as useful as a Democrat or Republican politician.

or just politician in general

Slash27 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2006, 02:00:06 AM »

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Originally posted by rpm
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".

A Texas staple.

JB88 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 01, 2006, 02:18:16 AM »

a one legged man at a butt kicken contest.

Momus-- · « **Reply #26 on:** September 01, 2006, 04:37:08 AM »

Ashtray on a motorcycle.

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2006, 04:45:36 AM »

".... an inflatable dart board"

"....a chocolate coffee cup"

".....a vicar in a brothel"

DieAz · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2006, 04:51:22 AM »

you're about as useful as an elevator in an outhouse.
you're about as useful as a bucket full of holes, but even it can be used for potted plants.
you're about as useful as a village idiot.
you're about as useful as a ahh nevermind, you're just plumb useless.
you're about as useful as kudzu.
you're about as useful as a zit on a hot date.
you're about as useful as a condom full of holes.
you're about as useful as a "various unmentionables due to the rules of the board"

I could go on for quite awhile. heard lots of variations, usually directed at me. lol thing is I never really cared what anyone said to me, if it was funny I'd be ROFLMAO. a lot of people can dish it out but have a hard time accepting it, when it is slung back at them. usually that makes me laugh even more, thus they get even madder.

rule of thumb; if ya can't take it, don't dish it out. cuz I don't care who you are.

all of the above is not directed at anyone on this board. just saying is all.

Gunthr · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2006, 05:02:34 AM »

... as Patrick Swaze in a war movie