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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: August 31, 2006, 09:50:54 PM »
Fill in the blank.  I need material for work.  Keep it clean.

My favorite is from Dodgeball:

"You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop"

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 09:53:56 PM »
Your about as useful as a midget at a basketball tournament
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Offline Excel1

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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 10:00:11 PM »
You're about as useful as tits on a bull

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 10:13:30 PM »
You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread. :)
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 10:16:26 PM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1
You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread. :)



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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2006, 10:16:35 PM »
You're about as useful as, Tom Cruise in a lead role

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 10:17:59 PM »
"a centerfold to a blind man"

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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 11:30:39 PM »
women drivers

Offline Waffle

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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 11:36:08 PM »
soup sandwhich

Offline JB88

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2006, 11:48:46 PM »
heh.

my grandma used to like to say things like that:

other favorites.  

youre like a fart in a windstorm.
slicker than a cats butt.
and the preverbial...tough titty said the kitty.
this thread is doomed.
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Offline Kurt

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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2006, 11:49:12 PM »
A one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2006, 11:49:58 PM »
a paper arse hole.
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2006, 11:51:38 PM »
screen door on a submarine.
this thread is doomed.
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word.

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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2006, 11:53:16 PM »
Pesos in Paris?
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2006, 11:54:16 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Excel1
You're about as useful as tits on a bull
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".
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