Author Topic: You're about as useful as a "________" (Read 992 times)

Gunslinger · « **on:** August 31, 2006, 09:50:54 PM »

Fill in the blank. I need material for work. Keep it clean.

My favorite is from Dodgeball:

"You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop"

Meatwad · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2006, 09:53:56 PM »

Your about as useful as a midget at a basketball tournament

Excel1 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2006, 10:00:11 PM »

You're about as useful as tits on a bull

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2006, 10:13:30 PM »

You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread.

Maverick · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2006, 10:16:26 PM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread.

Winner!

xrtoronto · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2006, 10:16:35 PM »

You're about as useful as, Tom Cruise in a lead role

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2006, 10:17:59 PM »

"a centerfold to a blind man"

xrtoronto · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:30:39 PM »

women drivers

Waffle · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:36:08 PM »

soup sandwhich

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:48:46 PM »

heh.

my grandma used to like to say things like that:

other favorites.

youre like a fart in a windstorm.
slicker than a cats butt.
and the preverbial...tough titty said the kitty.

Kurt · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:49:12 PM »

A one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Kurt · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:49:58 PM »

a paper arse hole.

JB88 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:51:38 PM »

screen door on a submarine.

Kurt · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:53:16 PM »

Pesos in Paris?

rpm · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:54:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Excel1
You're about as useful as tits on a bull

My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".