Money

[Saintaw]

DISCLAIMER: This post has NOTHING TO DO with US presidential politics (untill it will be highjacked by Ripsnort)

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MONEY

  It can buy a House
  But not a Home

  It can buy a Bed
  But not Sleep

  It can buy a Clock
  But not Time

  It can buy you a Book
  But not Knowledge

  It can buy you a Position
  But not Respect

  It can buy you Medicine
  But not Health

  It can buy you Blood
  But not Life

  It can buy you Sex
  But not Love

  So you see money isn't everything.
  And it often causes pain and suffering.

  I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
  and as your Friend I want to take away your
  pain and suffering...

  So send me all your money
  And I will suffer for you.

  CASH ONLY PLEASE!!


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[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 11-10-2000).]

[Toad]

Yep, money can't buy poverty, either.

 

[Ripsnort]

Your Text, Dialectized (bork)

MONEY It cun booy a Huoose-a Boot nut a Hume-
a It cun booy a Bed Boot nut Sleep

It cun booy a Cluck Boot nut
Teeme-a It cun booy yuoo a Buuk Boot nut Knooledge-a

It cun booy yuoo a Puseeshun Boot nut Respect
It cun booy yuoo Medeecine-a Boot nut Heelt It cun booy yuoo Bluud Boot nut Leeffe-

a It cun booy yuoo Sex Boot nut Lufe-a
Su yuoo see-

a muney isn't iferytheeng. Und it oofftee cooses peeen und sooffffereeng.

I tell yuoo ell thees becoose-a I em yuoor Freeend, und es yuoor Freeend I vunt tu teke-a evey yuoor peeen und sooffffereeng... Su send me-a ell yuoor muney Und I veell sooffffer fur yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

 CESH OoNLY PLEESE!!




[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 11-10-2000).]

[Regurge]

Sure it can Toad!

Send me all your money and i'll give you all the poverty you want  

[Saintaw]

Rip ! What is the URL for that Chef translator ??? I've been looking for it !

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