WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!
Preferably while drinking.
Highlights:
Ninja Skills
Hot Multi-Racial Ninja Girlfriend
Ninja High Heels
American Ninja
Filipino Ninjas
Evil French Patron of Filipino Ninjas
Evil Black Star Ninja Sensei
Blue Ninjas
Red Ninjas
Yellow Ninjas
Black Ninjas
Japanese Veteran Hiding-on-Island-Since-WW2 Sensei Ninja
Synchronized Flying Somersaulting Ninjas
Synchronized Sliding Down Palm Tree Ninjas
Synchronized Spiked-Barrel Dodging Ninjas
Ninja Swingset
Ninja Magic
Ninja Wrist Gatling Gun
Ninja Flamethrower
Ninja Laser
Ninja FIM-92
Fat American Soldiers with Fluffy 80's Hairdos
Ninja-Truck-Fu Scene Stolen from Indiana Joes
Ninja Car-Tool Fu
Exploding Cars
Exploding Deuce-and-a-Halfs
Exploding Construction Equipment
Exploding Helicopters
Exploding Barrels
Exploding
Ninja Motorcycle Jumping
Ninja Horn Music Soundtrack
