Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa

[DiabloTX]

I bet soon after he lands in NYC he'll develop an overwhelming urge to drive a taxi and then never wants to leave.

[MIShill]

Put him in an M3 at tank town in AH.
-MI-

[AquaShrimp]

Convert him, and he will convert others.

[FiLtH]

I have a feeling, that the history books years from now will say something along the lines.." At one point he actually visited the US. People said if something had happened to him then, it would have saved thousands of lives and billions of dollars."

   But hes probably hoping to get killed.

[Eagler]

drug his arse, get him a lap dance
take pictures & videos and send them to Aljazeera

[storch]

i'll pay for the production of the video if it's eagler giving him the lap dance.

[Debonair]

zOMG i hope he isnt here for flight training

[CavemanJ]

Originally posted by Bodhi
bring him here, then let someone kill him.

As much as I think the world would be better off without this phlucknut....

I dinnae think it'd be a good idea for one of us to off him while he's visiting here....

[Vulcan]

Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Convert him, and he will convert others.

Aye, how does that saying go... Keep your friends closer and your enemies even closer.

You'll probably have an easier time converting some luny like him a *real* islamic hardliner.

[Toad]

This is a job for Hollywood.

Let him in to NYC.

Get the best hollywood makeup artists to create his double.

When Ahmadinejad locks himself in his hotel room, launch the double on a drunken tour of every titty bar in NYC, complete with lap dances. Provide plenty of press.

Then pay the double handsomely and tell him he'll get twice as much loot in 5 years if he keeps is yap shut about it.

[RedTop]

Originally posted by Elfie
I thought that was humorous, especially the part about a mouthful of Skol.


Although, instead of *some cracker from the midwest*......how about a redneck from the deep south?

Deep south rednecks dont use Skoal...Copenhagen or Red Man. No self respecting deep southern redneck would dare do that yuppie midwestern cracker tobacco Skoal:lol

[Hornet33]

Scary thing is the guy probably already has a nuke. If he's coming to New York how hard would it be for him to just pack the thing on his plane. He's freaking crazy enough to be a martyr for his cause. He'd do it if he could take out the UN and most of the city with him.


Of course the Air Force has a handfull of those really nice F-22 Stealth  fighters right up the road from me in Langley VA. They could intercept his dumb prettythang a couple hundred miles off the coast and if his plane just happens to "disapear".......O'WELL:aok   I'm SURE my fellow Coasties will be more than happy to go out and do a SAR case....once we find the keys to the boat:D   Might take awhile though.

[Vudak]

I say let him in, be curteous to him, let him say his bit, and then allow him to leave in peace.

[JB88]

Originally posted by Vudak
I say let him in, be curteous to him, let him say his bit, and then allow him to leave in peace.

agreed.

we must always be the better option, as hard as it is.

we should invite him on a tour of ground zero.

[Eagler]

Originally posted by JB88
we should invite him on a tour of ground zero.

and when he applaudes the hijackers and shouts praises to Allah, can we drop him off in Brooklyn so he can share his world views with the locals?