Hey guys! I'm excited about this new job I just got. Money's been very tight since I lost my job about a month ago. Computer conked out shortly after and I'm stuck on a backup I build out of spare parts in the basement (450MHZ ouch). Tried aces high.. I can get a whopping 5FPS in offline mode hanger at 640X480 / 128 textures... needless to say not playable

Been frantically searching for work, outside of the auto repair industry. Actually got a job last week as a car salesman, but wasn't looking forward to 75+hours/week (basically if they are open, I'd be there).
Got a call Thursday afternoon from IBM HR, from an application I put in three weeks ago (and thought I had no chance at, but 'what the heck').
She asked me a few questions.. then arranged a phone interview Friday morning.. Had 5 phone interviews and one on-site interview, pretty much an all day affair... and got HIRED! I'll actually be working for Pitney Bowes, under IBM contract, being on a crew of THREE people maintaining the networks and systems of two IBM satellite offices in the St. Louis area (empty offices reserved for use of out of town IBM employees).
I'm going to be replacing a support tech who just got a promotion and they need a replacement hired and trained within the next two weeks. Bankers' hours, no real dress code, I have two bosses, but they both reside on the west coast (WOOHOO), AWESOME benefits which start immediately, and weekends/holidays off!!!
I'm still in a bit of shock about it. My "Pitney Bowes" boss liked me so much, he threw away the technical question sheet and asked me only one question, "how do you find out the host name of a printer hooked up through the network?" I said "I believe 'nslookup' is the command you are talking about" and he said "welcome aboard"! I told him my main priority would be to make sure we never have to meet, and he laughed and agreed with me and actually said "I wish everyone had that attitude."
We talked about pay and I mentioned that I didn't actually expect to make what I was making as an auto technician and he actually asked "well how about more?" I didn't go into details about my previous salary, but he offered me two dollars an hour more than the highest range amount the IBM HR woman told me to expect, and not much less than I was making working on cars.
I am just completely amazed at the whole ordeal, and I really do feel as if the employment gods (and AH gods as well) have blessed me. Drawbacks? 25 mile each way commute on the busiest section of highway in the area, and driving from one office to the other several times a day, however the guy I'm replacing told me their mileage reimbursement plan pays for all of his gasoline, and he lives twice as far away as I do.
And above all that IBM just renewed their contract with PB until Feb, 2007, so I'm guaranteed the job for a year and a half, and even if it ends then at least I'll have some REAL office/IT experience in my resume, a great reference, and a LOT more confidence in what I want to do. I'm also an ACTUAL EMPLOYEE, not a contractor. I'll be starting next week, just as soon as they get the results of my "pee in a cup test", of which I have no fear of any problems (I actually just got a call from the car dealership telling me their drug test came back clean, and I'll have to 'let them down' monday)
I just really want to thank you guys. Your words of support on my "NO MORE AH2" thread helped me through a very rough time, financially and mentally. I've been unemployed before, but at that time wasn't in this kind of financial hardship. I'm very happy for my wife, her father, and my father for their words of support and for NOT allowing me to go back to automotive repairs, for my landlord for allowing me to let rent go late a little bit, and for EBAY who is helping me get a good chunk of change for my automotive diagnostic scanner (which has been in storage for the last two years) and that money will be just enough to get us by until my first paycheck.
Again guys, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I really do feel like we are one BIG FAMILY here, and it shouldn't be too long before I can finally afford to repair (and upgrade) my REAL computer, and I'll be shooting down my AH brothers and sisters just like nothing ever happened! OK OK you caught me in a lie, you'll be shooting me down, but at least I'll be having fun!
Have fun guys, I'll see you in the air!!!