As you are probably aware, if the voting results in Florida stand as they
are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. This will have
catastrophic results in our vital, no, indispensable entertainment industry.
Barbra Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec
Baldwin, Martin Sheen, among many others have sworn to leave the country if
George W. Bush is elected President.
And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load
moving vans. We also need volunteers to provide airfare for these
irreplacable national treasures so they can relocate before they can change
their minds.
For the cost of a small SUV you can sponsor one of these celebrities and
their unfortunate relocation. You will know that your efforts are helping
when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen
"refugee"as they learn to become a useful citizen in the third world country
of their chosing.
You will help, won't you. It costs so little, but it means so much. Call
1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major Credit cards are
accepted.
