Author Topic: Well, I lost my best friend lastnight...because of a drunk stripper.  (Read 2295 times)

Offline DiabloTX

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Lastnight at 1:45am I was driving my Camaro minding my own business just enjoying the nice weather and the night driving.  There wasn't a car ahead of me for miles nor was the any behind me.  I was on a 5-lane road on the left hand lane of the north-bound side.  

In the center turn lane, as I came through an intersection, was a car that I assumed was wanting to stop at the light to turn left.  Not seeing a left turn signal from this car I thought nothing of it.  Then I saw it wasn't slowing down.  Then I saw the car make a sharp turn to the left, right at me.  I had only a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second to react.  I turned into the right-hand lane hoping to avoid any contact.  But it was not meant to be.  The oncoming car hit my drivers door square, turn my car to the left and spinning me around.  The violent hit made my head bang into the drivers side t-top and busted it out, flying for dozens of feet through the air.  My Camaro was now in a state of free spinning, going around one full rotation, air bags deploying with a loud, violent explosion.  As soon as it started it stopped.  I came to a rest in the culvert off of the road, my door practically gone, blood pouring from my head.  I checked my passenger who affirmed that they were ok, nothing hurt, just a little shaken up.  After accessing my status, blood pouring out but nothing more, I unbuckled my seatbelt, got out of the car and looked back at the genius that just hit me.  More worst fears were realised when I saw what got out of the car; a blonde, late 20's early 30's, tight hip hugger pants and a blouse tied around her waste.  She wasn't crying, she wasn't upset, but she was scared, her hand resting on her forehead.

"What the hell?", I said, "What happened?  Did you not see ME?"

"No, I didn't see you at all!" she sheepishly replied.

"How could you not see me?  I was in the next lane coming towards you.  There's not another ****ing car in either direction for miles and you just turned into me!?!?  Are you drunk?"

"No" again sheepishly.

"Do you have insurance?" I asked hopefully.

"Yes." she said.

At this time another guy came out of the parking lot of the convenience store on the corner of the intersection, asking if we were ok.  I told him that I was and went back to my car to get my insurance papers, he going to the girl to make sure she was alright.  Soon after a couple more cars pull up, more girls and a guy.  The girls look like they are dancers as well.  After a little small talk I notice the ***** that hit me is GONE.  I mean ghost city gone!  The other girls then tell me that the girl that hit me is a dancer, was seen in the topless club a block to the north acting like she was wasted.  Apparently she snuck out through the kitchen while management wasn't watching.  I also find out she has 2 or 3 DWI's that have been dismissed by the state.  

I am pissed.  I am looking at my car.  From the driver's door back it is just crushed.  The shape of the body from the top looks like a kidney bean.  I can't believe this.  My 1996 Camaro, the car I had babied since I drove it off the lot with less than 10 miles on the odometer, is sitting in the ditch smoking, glass everywhere, and most definitely dead.  It was like seeing a family member there, eyes rolled back, guts hanging out.  It had only 83,000 miles on it.  I loved this car more than anything else that I owned.  It was my pride and joy.  And now it's twisted and grotesque sheet metal stares oddly back at me, asking me "What did I do?  How did this happen?"

I actually teared up today waiting at the doctor's office.  It hit me.  The car that I absolutely loved was gone.  Because some crack-potato titty dancer got wasted, got behind the wheel of her sugar-daddy's car and hit me going 55 mph.

The sad ending is the police still haven't found her, her insurance in the car was long expired, and it appears that she did get in the Ranger with the other witness, obviously making him an offer only a stupid crack potato could offer, and the left the scene of the accident.  She'll probably go scott free and I am left with only memories.  On the upside the other dancers that stopped told the police on-scene this *****'s name and address and told the cops she had a history of doing **** like this.

Life isn't fair, but this is just pathetic.  Absolutely pathetic.

My car, what's left of her.  The ****'s car on the far right:
 
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 11:24:14 PM »
glad to hear you're ok.

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 11:25:46 PM »
Holy S*it!   I'm more thankful that you are alive, banged up, but still in one piece Diablo.  

As for the crack potato stripper, she'll get hers.   Hopefully she takes noone with her.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 11:28:43 PM »
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The violent hit made my head bang into the drivers side t-top and busted it out, flying for dozens of feet through the air.

Your head busted out flying into the air, huh? :D

Seriously though, you're ok, you'll live to see this through, including payback. :)
How's your head?  Good luck in replacing the car.
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Well, I lost my best friend lastnight...because of a drunk stripper.
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 11:30:19 PM »
Drunk strippers? What good are they?

Oh wait... :)






Shame about your vehicle man...good thing your injuries are minor. Is your car repairable or a right-off?

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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:31:35 PM »
Holy ****!!! Glad to see your still with us.  Glad that you were buckled up, if you werent, know knows how bad you could of been.

Sorry to hear about your car also. Lets hope she gets whats coming to her
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 11:33:29 PM »
Thanks guys.  My head has a small laceration and a long bruise from hitting the t-top (hehe moot).  My left shoulder is very tender and my sternum is very painful.  Everytime I get up I wince.

The car is a total write off.  I'll never find another Camaro like that one.  Everything that I wanted in one was in it.  I'll buy another, but it just won't be the same.
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 11:36:15 PM »
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Thanks guys.  My head has a small laceration and a long bruise from hitting the t-top (hehe moot).  My left shoulder is very tender and my sternum is very painful.  Everytime I get up I wince.

The car is a total write off.  I'll never find another Camaro like that one.  Everything that I wanted in one was in it.  I'll buy another, but it just won't be the same.


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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 11:41:45 PM »
I was planning on getting a new Camaro when they came out.  My old one for an everyday driver and the new one for a weekend driver.  Then, I thought about keeping my Camaro and getting a Civic as a daily driver.  But now, now I have to get something soon.  I'd like to stay employed.  :D
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 11:41:56 PM »
Glad you and your passengers are ok.  

Sounds like the cops have some leads, so they'll get the *****.  It sucks to lose a favorite car, but try to look at the big picture... it's just a piece of metal.

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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 11:46:28 PM »
Yeah, I know what you mean and that's what my family and friends have been saying.  But to me it wasn't just a car or just a means of tranportation.  Whenever I had a bad day it would never fail to put a smile on my face.  It was reliable, comfortable, got great gas mileage, had good accelleration, and the insurance was just right.  It just had that 'vibe'.  I don't know how else to explain it.

Also, I forgot to add, the crack potato had a child's seat in the back that, thankfully, wasn't being used.
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 11:52:22 PM »
At least we are all thankful that it wasnt as bad as what it could of been in the worst case scenario
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 11:54:13 PM »
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Yeah, I know what you mean and that's what my family and friends have been saying.  But to me it wasn't just a car or just a means of tranportation.  Whenever I had a bad day it would never fail to put a smile on my face.  It was reliable, comfortable, got great gas mileage, had good accelleration, and the insurance was just right.  It just had that 'vibe'.  I don't know how else to explain it.

Also, I forgot to add, the crack potato had a child's seat in the back that, thankfully, wasn't being used.


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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 12:38:38 AM »
READ THE WHOLE THING!






This is my camaro.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My camaro is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My camaro without me is useless. Without my camaro, I am useless.

I must drive my camaro true.

I must drive my camaro better than my enemy, who happens to be a drunk coke potato stripper, who is trying to kill me.

My camaro and myself know that what counts on the road is not MPG we burn...
 
the noise of our backfires, nor the smoke we make from burnouts...

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My camaro is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its drive shaft, and its clutch.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my camaro clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My camaro and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy. (not)

We are the saviors of my life. (true)

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.


JK man...Just trying 2 bring a smile to your face diablo...that really sucks, and I hope all is well in the end...
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 12:39:39 AM »
dude, thats too freaky..

LINK ===> http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=183881&highlight=saved+my+life

check this out, exactly the same crash.

stupid girl hit my drivers door at about 40-50mph, wrote both cars off...


her car looked exactly, EXACTLY the same damage as the one in your pic.

mine, looks not too bad, but its a total write off, the whole chasis is bent.




...what takes the piss is she tried to sue me for whiplash. stoopid woman.  she lost.




glad you ok, sorry about your car. I loved my little fiesta too. :cry
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